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I Am Married

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Congrats!!

Married 15 years; together 24 years.

I have been with him longer than I had been without him.
 
My wedding will make yours look like a hobo's murder.
Excellent! The focus of our wedding was excellent music; a combination of Sacred Hymns and Classical Music. So if yours looks great, awesome!

Also, either of us would find a hobo's murder to be amusing conceptually (while tragic). The joke would be simply delightful!
 
I would say that in some scenarios, you won't know until you try. In others (such as this one) you can accurately determine whether or not you will like it without trying it.
 
I would say that in some scenarios, you won't know until you try. In others (such as this one) you can accurately determine whether or not you will like it without trying it.
Ah, go on. Get with the gimp. Get yourself some gimpy goodness. Gimp it up big time. Start kicking it gimpy style. Get all up in your gimpness. Let the gimpossity begin. Learn to love the smell of gimp in the morning. Get gimpy with it. I think you see where I'm going with this.
 
Congratulations, and best wishes for many happy years.

My wife and I will be celebrating 19 years this September. Still one of the best decisions I ever made! :bolian:
 
Q: Do you know why brides are always smiling in their wedding pictures?

A:
Because they know they've given their last blowjob.



PS: Been married 19 years.

You can tell by the cold, vacant stare in my dead, soulless eyes.


Good luck!

:beer:
 
My wife and I have voracious sexual appetites. In a married relationship, this is appropriate. :)

I'm not entirely sure I want to hear your answer but:

Does that mean a voracious sexual appetite isn't appropriate in a non-married relationship?

I mean... just wondering...
 
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