I Am Married

[Misfit Toy]

I hope you guys will be very happy.

 

[Amaris]

Congratulations, Apostle. I hope the two of you are very happy together.

 

[apostle83]

"If you fear loneliness, then marriage is not for you"- Anton Chekhov

I am not certain the pint you are trying to make here. Can you elaborate?

 

[Kemaiku]

"If you fear loneliness, then marriage is not for you"- Anton Chekhov

I am not certain the pint you are trying to make here. Can you elaborate?

Point, not pint, he's not trying to buy you a drink.

 

[Deckerd]

It was just a typo. We all knew what he meant.

 

[Kemaiku]

It was just a typo. We all knew what he meant.

I know, I'm just being annoying to him.

 

[Garak]

I found it strange that you were bragging on another site about "marrying a nympho", "banging all day" and talking about how your wife thinks you "have a quota to fill" - that sort of high school talk is usually reserved for one night stands or girlfriends you aren't serious about where I'm from - but nonetheless I wish you all the best.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I found it strange that you were bragging on another site about "marrying a nympho", "banging all day" and talking about how your wife thinks you "have a quota to fill" - that sort of high school talk is usually reserved for one night stands or girlfriends you aren't serious about where I'm from - but nonetheless I wish you all the best.

You wouldn't be implying he puts on a different persona here than he does elsewhere, would you?

 

[apostle83]

My wife and I have voracious sexual appetites. In a married relationship, this is appropriate.

 

[TheBrew]

So have you brought out the gimp yet?

 

[apostle83]

I do not understand what that means.

 

[apostle83]

If you mean this... then no. That does not seem appealing (and I'm not sure I entirely understand it). For example, it seems to involve more people than just us. I could be reading it incorrectly though.

 

[TheBrew]

Yup, that's the one.

With a voracious sexual appetite, it will only be a matter of time before shit starts to get weird.

Ask Garak.

 

[1001001]

So have you brought out the gimp yet?

He's asleep.

 

[apostle83]

I'm still not sure I understand the gimp. It sounds like... yeah, it doesn't sound like something two heterosexuals would be interested in.

 

[Misfit Toy]

My wife and I have voracious sexual appetites. In a married relationship, this is appropriate.

Does she know that you discuss her sexual appetite on the internet?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Congrats to the OP! I wish you both joy!

 

[iguana_tonante]

The previous thread chronicling the long pursuit of my wife was closed. I had hoped to share my marriage in it, but alas, the mods would not allow it.

So, here it is; I am married. Have been for almost a month. We are madly in love and had a wonderful honeymoon on Kauai.

So, I surmise this means you guys reached a conclusion: how many angels can could dance on the head of a pin?

We don't plan on having kids for a few years (...). It would be a statistical anomaly if it did happen though!

My wife and I have voracious sexual appetites.

This doesn't compute.

 

[Squiggy]

My wedding will make yours look like a hobo's murder.

 

[apostle83]

I am sorry that does not compute for you.