I am investigating the world of Online Dating.
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Well then what about Hitler? I'm sure he wants to stop relationships. Maybe that's how I can get people to go out with me. "Oh, you don't want to get together, huh? Well you know who else was against relationships? Hitler."
Is it possible to Godwin a date?
It'd be the ultimate date, no doubt.
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It's not just the girls. I had a boyfriend my first two years of college (I won't tell you how many years ago LOL) who broke up w/ me saying that he'd decided he was ready to have sex, and doing it w/ me would feel like incest. I was NOT pleased.
You're Chris Hansen?
Wow, that's... weird. I can't think of anyone I know who is so "like family" that isn't actually my family that I'd be repulsed at the idea of having sex with them. I may be repulsed at the idea of having sex with them for other reasons, though, but not for that.
Ugh...my bad luck reachs the online dating. Each site I sign up at, I ALWAYS get the same results:
1: All the hidious hag-beasts I would not be seen next to, even dead in a plague pit are often the results I end up getting.
2: I read the profile and it seems great...she's 'bout as ready as I am to get down to business. BUT she has that one thing the wrecks it all. One, or more, KIDS.
3: I always put "Bi-sexual" for the type of girls I want. And I find one who's super hot, really naughty....but I find near the end of the profile, "I'm not looking for any men, sorry guys!" WHAT....THE....FUCK?If you are a chick and NOT looking for men...put down "Lesbian" or "Gay" because you are just being a rather annoying cock-tease.
4: I get those profiles of chicks not looking for anything intimate...just pen-pals or something. Lady, if you're not looking for the imtimate stuff, do NOT sign up on a site made for DATING/SEX.
5: They are too far away, as in other states or countries. I know two gorgious male to female transgenders, and one's in California, the other's in England.
Now I have a question here, and I want the girls here to answer me this one, mmmkay?
Picture it. I know a girl who I've know for pretty much my entire life, since we were both in kindergarten. We would walk to and from school when we were in grade school and play on the swings during recess. In high school, we hung out often and helped each other with homework, studied for tests, or just had fun in the computer lab, playing Quake. Anyhow, I always liked her and, admittingly I was rather scared to go further at the time (Untill I was 17, I was the fat kid in school....picture Bobby Hill with a curly afro. And keep in mind this was in the mid 1990's...before 'fros were considered cool again.). Anyways we always kept in contact and recently (having gotten alot more confident, having shed the flab, gotten more muscled body and lean abs and learning alot more helped) I figured why not go ask her out?
I do so.
And do you think she was happy, or in the very least flattered?
HELL NO.
She got VERY freaked out, as if her own brother asked her out. I mean she got upset. I think she'd rather it been her brother than I.
Now, ladies....can you please explain to me just WHY girls seem to do this? I mean I myself would rather date someone I've known for years than someone I just met in a bar or a club. I mean she knows what I know, I know what she knows, etc....why is this such a TABOO for girls? What is it about these drunken gigalos these girls suddenly meet and they are a much more worthy person for her affection than someone she's known for a long time?
Is this commen and am I so old fashioned, or is something a miss here? I mean I don't even see high school sweethearts anymore these days.
And this is just one of the less frustrating experiences when it comes to chicks and dating.
THIS, ladies, is why guys do NOT want to be friends....this is why ~Assumes Monty Python falsetto voice~ "Oh, Castellan, I like you alot and you're cute and all, but can't we just be friends?" ~Assumes normal voice~ Once you're a friend...you're stuck on that friends' ladder....and you're chances of sucess with these girls are as high as Dubya being able to understand long devision. IF the guys had a chance to still go to that next level, it would not be a big deal...but since it does not work that way, Friends is the REAL F-word in my vocabulary.
Also...why is it when the girls say, "You know, I wish more guys were like you!" And when you try to get to the next level with her, they just go, "Oh, you....I want guys to be like you, but I don't want you that way" They state they want their special someone to be like you, yet when you make the move, and you are, to all intensive purposes, the prototype of what they want, they just pretty much think it's 'cute', and not in the good cute.
See, I gots my questions? Another reason I am just about ready to do in dating as what all American companies seem to do these days....outsource.
I'm so frustrated that if I ever meet god, I'm gonna rip his smeggin' nipples off.
She's not sexually attracted to you. That's the reason there shall be no going any further. If I'm not attracted to you I'm not touching you in any type of sexual nature. So I throw out the "you're like a brother line" when needed..and it is true...but moreso it's really I'm just not attracted to you in that fashion...period.
It's amazing that the only way that men and women can be platonic friends is if the woman preserves the boundry....you mens just love to test that line all the time.
That's not true. I've a few women friends who I wouldn't sleep with for thousands of dollars because they're... uh... shall we see "unattractive?"
I know this sounds cold but it is true.
And I know plenty of girls that don't know how to take "no" for an answer. The game is played both ways.
This is true as well.
I'm sure they're are plenty of women who can't take no for an answer...but it's disproportionate to the amount of men.
Eh, I don't think that's true in a lot of cases. Maybe I'm picky but I won't screw just anyone and nor would most of my friends.
Maybe. In my experience, it's about equal for both sexes.
What a charming fellow. I cannot understand why girls don't swoon all over you.
Because with all probability the punk has a better personality than you. Your posts are quite dismal. Work on your abs and your personality issues, and maybe you will get more luck.I work hard to keep fit and look my best. I work out to have my washboard abs...who gets the girl? The thug/redneck/punker who had the washboard face.
He's wrong even if he just means in terms of dating. My closest friend's boyfriend was just her pal before they started dating.
Drunk women..such FUN..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snR96EgWDVI&feature=related
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