I am bored-so let us make fun of Nemesis again

[Trekker4747]

Geordi: "Like putting too much air into a balloon!"

 

[Trekker4747]

*Picard beams off the ship, bridge console explodes*

Geordi: Well, transporters are down.

Riker: The hell? Did that console just shower off sparks when you beamed Picard out?

Geordi: Yep.

Riker: Why? It's not a transporter station, and the transporter systems aren't located in it and.... fuck it. Nothing's made sense around here since the wedding!

 

[Kryton]

I saw this movie a grand total of ONE time during its original release. For some reason, this thread comforts me for not bothering to fuck around with it ever again!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Nemesis Meets South Park...
*Data gets blown up*
Riker: Oh, my gosh! They killed Data!
Worf: You bastards!
*B-4 starts humming "Blue Skies"*

 

[ancient]

Crusher: "He's a clone of Picard."

Riker: "Dammit, does this mean he's going to be a pompous prick who enjoys lounging around and giving speeches?"

Picard: "I heard that, number 1. Report to my office for a stern lecture about this. Scedule with my secretary."