(Kes pays a visit to Captain Janeway.)
KES: I don't know how to say goodbye to Neelix and Tuvok. I know this sounds horrible, and I feel so guilty for saying it, and Tuvix doesn't deserve to die, but I want Neelix back.
(Kes bursts into tears on Janeway's shoulder. Shortly afterward, Janeway murders Tuvix to bring back Neelix and Tuvok.)
***
NEELIX: Sweeting!! Thank you. Even though Tuvix's horrible memories of being betrayed by you and everybody else aboard this ship of murderers will haunt me until the day I die, for some reason, I still love you.
KES: I think we need to see other people...
NEELIX: What?? Are you freaking kidding me right now??
KES: If it's any consolation, Neelix, it's not me -- it's you. You're just... so boring. I need someone exciting in my life! Someone like, oh I don't know, Tuvix. Now there was a real man...
NEELIX:
***
(Kes pays another visit to Captain Janeway.)
KES: I don't know how to say goodbye to Tuvix. Neelix on the other hand, that was easy, I just did it 10 minutes ago. I know this sounds horrible, and I feel so guilty for saying it, but Tuvix didn't deserve to die -- Neelix does.
JANEWAY: Jesus, Kes, I just got through slaughtering Tuvix and now here you are asking me to bring him back?!
KES: I just realized he's the true love of my life. For the next 2 or 3 weeks, anyhow.
JANEWAY: What about Tuvok? Neelix is sort of annoying, sure, but, what of Tuvok?
KES: Oh please, do you really think he's happy being an emotionless freak.
JANEWAY: I never thought about it that way...
KES: You sure didn't.
JANEWAY: Then it's settled. Tomorrow I will re-combine Neelix and Tuvok back into that hideous freak of nature previously known as Tuvix, against their will. Isn't it wonderful how you and I are responsible for the fates of everyone aboard this ship? God I feel good.
KES: Whatever, I'm getting bored with this conversation, I think I'll go get my nails done.
***
(The next day Tuvix is brought back.)
TUVIX: Sweeting!! Even though I remember you getting me killed the first time, and now I remember you getting Neelix and Tuvok killed a second time to bring me back, I still love you. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants!
KES: Yeah, ummm, the thing is, I don't think this relationship is working out. I miss Neelix....
TUVIX:
KES: I don't know how to say goodbye to Neelix and Tuvok. I know this sounds horrible, and I feel so guilty for saying it, and Tuvix doesn't deserve to die, but I want Neelix back.

(Kes bursts into tears on Janeway's shoulder. Shortly afterward, Janeway murders Tuvix to bring back Neelix and Tuvok.)
***
NEELIX: Sweeting!! Thank you. Even though Tuvix's horrible memories of being betrayed by you and everybody else aboard this ship of murderers will haunt me until the day I die, for some reason, I still love you.
KES: I think we need to see other people...
NEELIX: What?? Are you freaking kidding me right now??
KES: If it's any consolation, Neelix, it's not me -- it's you. You're just... so boring. I need someone exciting in my life! Someone like, oh I don't know, Tuvix. Now there was a real man...
NEELIX:

***
(Kes pays another visit to Captain Janeway.)
KES: I don't know how to say goodbye to Tuvix. Neelix on the other hand, that was easy, I just did it 10 minutes ago. I know this sounds horrible, and I feel so guilty for saying it, but Tuvix didn't deserve to die -- Neelix does.
JANEWAY: Jesus, Kes, I just got through slaughtering Tuvix and now here you are asking me to bring him back?!
KES: I just realized he's the true love of my life. For the next 2 or 3 weeks, anyhow.
JANEWAY: What about Tuvok? Neelix is sort of annoying, sure, but, what of Tuvok?
KES: Oh please, do you really think he's happy being an emotionless freak.
JANEWAY: I never thought about it that way...
KES: You sure didn't.
JANEWAY: Then it's settled. Tomorrow I will re-combine Neelix and Tuvok back into that hideous freak of nature previously known as Tuvix, against their will. Isn't it wonderful how you and I are responsible for the fates of everyone aboard this ship? God I feel good.
KES: Whatever, I'm getting bored with this conversation, I think I'll go get my nails done.
***
(The next day Tuvix is brought back.)
TUVIX: Sweeting!! Even though I remember you getting me killed the first time, and now I remember you getting Neelix and Tuvok killed a second time to bring me back, I still love you. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants!
KES: Yeah, ummm, the thing is, I don't think this relationship is working out. I miss Neelix....

TUVIX:
