I'm not sure I do... of course, condom use is probably prudent; I don't know where that ruler has been. You know what they say, when you measure your cock, you're also measuring every other cock that ruler has measured.
This, on the other hand...
How big is your wang?
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A delicate little lady foot or a big man foot?
This makes sense in theory, but in practice would allow for more variation than the standard length and circumference combination.The most accurate measurement would be volume...and I don't mean turning it up to 11. You can do simple water displacement in order to figure it out how many cc's the old boy is.
For the sake of this example, I'm going to treat the cock like it is a rectangular prism rather than the obvious choice of a cylinder. Measuring the volume of a cylinder involves pi, and I am not in the mood to fuck with irrational numbers right now.
Cock 1 has a width and height of 4 cm, and a length of 17cm. This is a good size. It had the length and girth to hit all the right areas.
Cock 2 has a width and height of 7.38cm, and a length of 5cm. It's not long enough to do anything with, and it is too wide to fit anywhere.
Cock 1 is pretty much ideal and the individual with Cock 2 probably can't even aim it well enough to piss in a toilet, let alone use it for sex. However, both cocks have a volume of roughly 272cm.
Try doing a search for "Cynthia Plaster Caster" sometime.And RJ, creating a casting would be difficult. If we were to use a quick setting molding material we might be able to get an accurate mold but the subject would need to stay consistently erect for about three minutes. If not, the mold would break or warp during the process. Using constant stimulation is really the only way to keep a consistent erection. And since the erection would be covered, direct stimulation to the prostate would have to be utilized. I don't think you would have many volunteers willing to participate if that method is used.
Try doing a search for "Cynthia Plaster Caster" sometime.And RJ, creating a casting would be difficult. If we were to use a quick setting molding material we might be able to get an accurate mold but the subject would need to stay consistently erect for about three minutes. If not, the mold would break or warp during the process. Using constant stimulation is really the only way to keep a consistent erection. And since the erection would be covered, direct stimulation to the prostate would have to be utilized. I don't think you would have many volunteers willing to participate if that method is used.
I was making a very elaborate joke about anal stimulation. I am surprised it was you who took the bait, even if it wasn't the response I was looking for.
(And for the record I have met Cynthia and had the privilege of seeing a showing of her collection. It was brilliant.)
When it comes to my cock, i don't lie.
That's exactly what somebody who would lie would say.
Depends who's asking.
That's exactly what somebody who would lie would say.
I find your lack of faith in my cock disturbing.
Definitely Sitcom material.And RJ, creating a casting would be difficult. If we were to use a quick setting molding material we might be able to get an accurate mold but the subject would need to stay consistently erect for about three minutes. If not, the mold would break or warp during the process. Using constant stimulation is really the only way to keep a consistent erection. And since the erection would be covered, direct stimulation to the prostate would have to be utilized. I don't think you would have many volunteers willing to participate if that method is used.
He's got Faith of the Cock, no one's gonna bend or break it...
*runs*
*runs*
Hey, you're a Cap'n again. What hap'n?
Or just go to an adult shop and find one of those cast-your-own-dildo kits.Try doing a search for "Cynthia Plaster Caster" sometime.And RJ, creating a casting would be difficult. If we were to use a quick setting molding material we might be able to get an accurate mold but the subject would need to stay consistently erect for about three minutes. If not, the mold would break or warp during the process. Using constant stimulation is really the only way to keep a consistent erection. And since the erection would be covered, direct stimulation to the prostate would have to be utilized. I don't think you would have many volunteers willing to participate if that method is used.
And is that really much of a problem?
Not to be indelicate, but just have your girl sit on your face.
Still better than Enterprise.
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