If the plaintiff and the judge and jury and the whole of the Justice System are also under the haze of alcohol, then it isn't considered stealing. You shall walk out of there a free hotel.I was just thinking "no, definitely not, never".
Then I realized I've pilfered pub beer glasses a few times. Somehow under the haze of alcohol I've neve considered that stealing. But really, it is.
It is apparent that you stay in hotels way nicer than I do.I'm assuming you're joking around with this, but I have to say, I take my hotel pilfering very seriously. I especially like to use it as an opportunity to stock up on writing paper, envelopes, pens and pencils. These are often overlooked by amateur hotel guests, but never by a true pro!I'm not proud of this, but I once nicked some teabags and coffee-sachets from my hotel-room.![]()
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It's all factored into the overheads, you're paying for it anyway, so make good use of it!
You, sir, are a true master of the art.I have my friends do my stealing for me. Denialabilty is important,
It is apparent that you stay in hotels way nicer than I do.I'm assuming you're joking around with this, but I have to say, I take my hotel pilfering very seriously. I especially like to use it as an opportunity to stock up on writing paper, envelopes, pens and pencils. These are often overlooked by amateur hotel guests, but never by a true pro!I'm not proud of this, but I once nicked some teabags and coffee-sachets from my hotel-room.![]()
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It's all factored into the overheads, you're paying for it anyway, so make good use of it!![]()
As usual, your logic is impeccable...It is apparent that you stay in hotels way nicer than I do.![]()
Eh, it's only possible because I steal enough to save on year-round stationery costs...
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