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Vice Admiral
Because it's ugly and looks like a parody of the original. Because I've seen at least two fan designs that updated the original good enough for the big screen that stuck much closer to the original design. Because in an interview, Abrams went on about how iconic the original Enterprise was and you can't change it much, and somehow ended up with that.why does it bother you the design of the Abramsprise.
Well, I disagree that she looked like a parody of the iconic original.
But even if she would have been intended to look like a parody... well that can look pretty great too: just have a look at the Protector in Galaxy Quest (the best Star Trek-film made since TWOK and before Star Trek).