Good Trips, Bad Trips

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Holy Mackerel.

The morning after I saw the doctor, I took two Codeine tabs...and then watched TV. I was having the time of my life for about 2 hours, then my mother came in the room and turned the TV on.

Sounds like the ending to a Ray Bradbury story: "And then some idiot turned on the TV."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

So many crappie puns going around...

I've been told that I Amanita-mare to deal with on that subject.

Will you two stop it with all the soft core prawnography? You need kelp, you really do. I've haddock enough of this...think I'll just stay right trout of this thread...I can't hake it anymore!

 

[1001001]

mmmmmm, vicodin,

I've had 3 surgeries since July 2007 - two microfracture procedures on the same knee and one shoulder decompression and labral repair.

After each one, I received vicodin and I can agree that it's good stuff. I remember after the first knee surgery, I took some before I went to sleep the second night and didn't wake up to take some on schedule. Big mistake. My knee hurt so bad that morning... I took 2 and within 20 minutes I felt a nice warmth in my chest that soon spread to my extremities and everything was shiny.

Vicodin is good stuff.

Put a couple, three beers on top of it, and you have a winning combination.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

mmmmmm, vicodin,

I've had 3 surgeries since July 2007 - two microfracture procedures on the same knee and one shoulder decompression and labral repair.

After each one, I received vicodin and I can agree that it's good stuff. I remember after the first knee surgery, I took some before I went to sleep the second night and didn't wake up to take some on schedule. Big mistake. My knee hurt so bad that morning... I took 2 and within 20 minutes I felt a nice warmth in my chest that soon spread to my extremities and everything was shiny.

Vicodin is good stuff.

Put a couple, three beers on top of it, and you have a winning combination.

Rookie. You've got to go with the alliteration - vicodin and vodka. That's the winning combination.

 

[Cayla]

Demerol is some good shit!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

mmmmmm, vicodin,

I've had 3 surgeries since July 2007 - two microfracture procedures on the same knee and one shoulder decompression and labral repair.

After each one, I received vicodin and I can agree that it's good stuff. I remember after the first knee surgery, I took some before I went to sleep the second night and didn't wake up to take some on schedule. Big mistake. My knee hurt so bad that morning... I took 2 and within 20 minutes I felt a nice warmth in my chest that soon spread to my extremities and everything was shiny.

Vicodin is good stuff.

Put a couple, three beers on top of it, and you have a winning combination.

Rookie. You've got to go with the alliteration - vicodin and vodka. That's the winning combination.

I'll see you in the Liver Unit.

 

[Captain Ice]

mmmmmm, vicodin,

I've had 3 surgeries since July 2007 - two microfracture procedures on the same knee and one shoulder decompression and labral repair.

After each one, I received vicodin and I can agree that it's good stuff. I remember after the first knee surgery, I took some before I went to sleep the second night and didn't wake up to take some on schedule. Big mistake. My knee hurt so bad that morning... I took 2 and within 20 minutes I felt a nice warmth in my chest that soon spread to my extremities and everything was shiny.

Vicodin is good stuff.

Put a couple, three beers on top of it, and you have a winning combination.

Rookie. You've got to go with the alliteration - vicodin and vodka. That's the winning combination.

Interesting combination.

And I've never understood Demerol. That junk just does not work for me.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ No effect at all, or a bad reaction?

Demerol is some good shit!

Still my favorite. And best when injected directly.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Me? I cannot imagine how anyone could use prescription medication in a way other than prescribed.

(and if you believe that, I've got some 'land in Florida' I'll sell ya 'fer cheap).

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oh, I'm using them as prescribed.

Orally.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Oh, I'm using them as prescribed.

Orally.

Thanks very much for that series of mental pictures I just had of you trying to use them otherwise.

 

[Captain Ice]

^^ No effect at all, or a bad reaction?

Absolute zero. Even doubling the dosage, the only result was a loopy me that was still in a massive amount of pain.

Only thing that helped the pain was following it with 2 prescription strength tylenol. In a fit of loopyness after that, I drove back to the surgical center... :facepalm:

Oh, I'm using them as prescribed.

Orally.

Thanks very much for that series of mental pictures I just had of you trying to use them otherwise.

You're not the only one.

 

[Major Chord]

Oh, I'm using them as prescribed.

Orally.

Thanks very much for that series of mental pictures I just had of you trying to use them otherwise.

[Scrubs]"Mr Fisher, the reason why these pills weren't working is because this bottle says analgesic, not anal-gesic. You're supposed to swallow them." [/Scrubs]

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Anal? Geez! Ick!"