I enjoy this one, too. The humour on the right side of silliness (the interrogation of Porthos is most amusing!), the guest cast, Trip in his next-to-nothings (again! ), even the socks (good job you can't see mine right now...)! All these things distract from the rather ridiculous premise, but life is ridiculous sometimes so one just has to go with it.
I'm glad you're continuing with this rewatch, as I enjoy reading your thoughts and notes (even if I don't always agree with everything), so: Thank you!
Please don’t be under the impression I even want to be agreed with. If you think I’m wrong about something, shout it out! You may even convince me…
Otherwise, much appreciated and I’m glad you’re taking some pleasure from my rewatch.
There's maybe 10 minutes of story, padded out by lots of walking in the dark. It might have helped if it had a B plot, and it would've helped even more if it had an A plot.
This is totally fair and agreed.
Part of the problem that Enterprise has in season one is that unlike the other series it's all about a ship on a mission of exploration, but the writers didn't know how to make exploration or science interesting. People just land and do scans, often off-screen, and we just have to take it on faith that this is going to be really helpful for scientists back home.
There’s something interesting here I feel, especially as you said:
In fact T'Pol can usually barely bring herself to do that, so her interest in scanning a geothermal vent or whatever practically counts as character growth.
I hadn’t thought of this before, but it is very strange to have a science officer onboard who tends to react as T'Pol does. A given character may say, “wow, look at (insert here) phenomenon!”, only for T’Pol to shrug and say “meh, the Vulcan Science Division have already seen those X amount of times”.
T’Pol may have been better fulfilling something closer to Hoshi’s role. A kind of xeno-liaison who’s familiar enough with many species and can facilitate and supervise first contact. Of course, this is Berman and Braga not thinking too hard, so we get a Vulcan science officer because that’s what TOS did.
Also the planet having vents and being dark is pretty much the only thing the episode gets out of its 'rogue planet' premise. It's more interested in setting up mysteries and then just leaving you wondering about them.
I’m no expert, but I do know a fair bit about space and so forth and it’s my understanding that such rogue planets would be frozen balls of ice. Certainly they couldn’t sustain a biosphere. But there it is.
The mystery of Archer's apparition and who she resembles is dragged out way too long considering that the answer is "someone from a poem he liked", but I did appreciate that he actually told the others what he saw. Plus they even scanned the planet for psychotropic substances to make sure they weren't on another paranoia planet. It's nice when characters do the sensible thing. I also liked how they finally jumped into action to come up with an ingenious scheme to save the day. Well, more like Archer suggested something and Phlox figured it out off-screen in 30 seconds. That almost counts as working through a problem.
It just about works. As you say, there’s too much shorthand, but yes.
Yeah, I was really dreading Acquisition after the last few episodes (it's a bad sign when even the showrunner hates it), but I found it to be a step up. Nothing great, but watchable enough.
Low bar for the show to clear. But, clear it it does.
T'Pol was a little out of character though, as she lies effortlessly, seduces one of the Ferengi and jokes around with Archer when he's handcuffed. I liked this less miserable, more capable version of the character, but it was a bit of a sudden change.
I don’t know about this. The wry response T’Pol had to Archer with the cuffs put me very much in mind of similar antics between Spock, Kirk and McCoy. T’Pol does have a sense of humour. Also, if there’s anything we’ve learned about Vulcans in Season 1, it’s that they are adept at deception (much like their Romulan cousins). The seduction may be slightly out of her wheelhouse, but T’Pol is pragmatic enough to know that if she doesn’t put a show on, she’ll be sold into slavery. That’s enough motivation to fondle Ferengi earlobes.
Also, don’t ever think you missed a chance to comment on an episode. The only discussion I really don’t want to open up again is Dear Doctor as it caused a lot of bother a few pages back. Aside from that, anything is up for grabs.
ENTERPRISE
EPISODE 20: OASIS

"Well, apart from the landing party, there's no one here."
I’ll start this one by saying I intend absolutely no disrespect to the late, great René Auberjonois. The man had a stellar career outside of Star Trek and the contribution he did make to Deep Space Nine is obviously nothing short of legendary (in our little sphere at least). Unfortunately, both physically and in the distinctive cadence of his voice, I found his casting here to be distracting. Putting all of that aside, he does wonders in Oasis with rather slight material and his appearance was welcome, but it was nonetheless, just that. Distracting.
Otherwise, we have a pleasant if unremarkable mystery box here. Auberjonois himself noted similarities between the story and a similar set-up on Deep Space Nine, though he noted that retouching upon certain themes within a long-lived franchise like Star Trek was inevitable. In fact, it’s another episode that could be ported over to TOS with little alteration. Something which I don’t think is necessarily a negative. The tragic father who crafts a fantasy world for his lonely daughter to live in. All well and good I suppose, but the whole thing still feels like a show treading water. It’s been 9 episodes now since we even touched upon the underlying arc elements that were introduced way back in Broken Bow.
"I was looking at him. I was looking right at him, and he. And he just wasn't there!"
I didn’t hate it, didn’t love it. Ray mentioned A-stories and B-stories up thread which is normally something that Berman Trek manages to pull off, but again we have an episode in which only one plot-thread is given priority and while it was at times intriguing (the revelation that the actual crew had been dead, floating in orbital tombs for 20 years was well done with a suitably grim reveal when the escape pod was opened), once again I don’t feel there is sufficient story for 40 minutes worth of television here. Even T’Pol lampshades the fact that Trip taking interest in a cute young lady has been done in the not-so-distant at all past.
That said, Trineer does play this kind of thing well. As shallow and as short-lived as it inevitably must be, the miniature romance here was played well by those involved.
"They were there, now they're not."
Oh, one other thing that took me out of the story is this:
LIANA: It's called lorella. We grow it in the airponics bay. Nothing'll take root outside.
Yet outside looks like this:

Where it seems to me that there’s plenty taking root. The episodes title would suggest that the airponics bay is supposed to be a literal oasis, set within a ship that has crashed on a barren planet, but the visuals don’t bear that out. Maybe Liana meant nothing will take root, aside from those vast swathes of grass surrounding the ship?
The left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.
Huh. Nitpicking. Not good. If I’m being generous it’s a 6/10. I know this show gets it’s socks on eventually and I guess it should come as little surprise that at times it’s a slog to get through these early episodes.
Anyway, I actually remember a little bit about the next one. Who couldn’t be happy seeing Dean Stockwell and Scott Bakula reunited for a cheeky Star Trek episode?
Happy times and places,
Richard S. Ta.
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