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Generic parody thread

Re: Sub-Genius Generic parody thread

Wistful comparison to the days when porn attacks meant something. Insinuation that one can at least appreciate the gall of posting large amounts of bestiality.

Bizarre segue from animal/human relations to possible moral issues of human/alien relations. Hope for religion-based protests of said immorality in order to raise film's profile.
 
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merry CHRISTmas said:
Amateurish photoshop of a naked Maxi Mounds with the face of Bibi Besch, an image sure to garner me a warning from forum mods.
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Warning issued. Simultaneous PM sent.
 
Re: Sub-Genius Generic parody thread

Announcement regarding discussion posted in Moderator Actions about why merryCHRISTmas received only a warning, when this poster's similar photoshop jobby made earlier in the year resulted in a temporary ban...
 
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Vehement anger directed at pornographic post, hiding disappointment that I missed it before it was taken down. Arrogant, superior statement of scorn, attempting to lecture above posters on proper manners, despite relative n00b status. Failed attempt at humor. Not-so-subtle indication that I think mods should lock this thread. Smiley.
 
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Announces that "the rate of new Trek Information = Too Slow" in a bold attempt to gain another post point before irritable mods finally close the thread out of sheer exasperation... Grins.
 
Exasperated lament about the lack of SFX visuals available. Statement of chronic curiosity about the look of the ship. Excited statement of intent about seeing the teaser, and hopefully the ship, eleven days hence.
 
merry CHRISTmas said:
Exasperated lament about the lack of SFX visuals available. Statement of chronic curiosity about the look of the ship. Excited statement of intent about seeing the teaser, and hopefully the ship, eleven days hence.
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Wonders if the SQUEEE!! brigade will outnumber the HERESY!! brigade. Determined to be wryly amused by the inevitable BBS shenanigans that will follow.
 
No content beyond restating points made by above posters in regards to the Trek XI trailer. Quiet determination to satirize naysayers when trailer is released. Statement that, after all his hemming and hawing on the subject, Vektor had better have been the guy who worked on the trailer. Vaguely threatening smiley.
 
merry CHRISTmas said:
Exasperated lament about the lack of SFX visuals available. Statement of chronic curiosity about the look of the ship. Excited statement of intent about seeing the teaser, and hopefully the ship, eleven days hence.
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Embarassed correction of "eleven days hence," having realized the teaser comes out on January 18 rather than December 18.
 
Fixxing the mistake post so it reads A MONTH FROM NOW....

Realizes that he's run out of how many ways to genricize his posts to be suitible for everyday use....

.... Frown Face Inserted Here ....

- W -
* Insert something random and holiday themed here *
 
Sub-Generic parody thread

Random Female Mammery Associated Word, Blurted Out Teret Style....











caringly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of the Pussfilled Disporia


vague Holiday technobable quote adopted (stolen) from some unknown source....
 
Spock will be taking voice lessons

I swear, if we don't get to see Spock learning how to sing, then for me, there will be ah, ah, bitter dregs....
 
Re: Spock will be taking voice lessons

Posts somthing just to move this to the first page again.

Gets depressed that he had to do it in the first place.

Random observation on new image and teaser that has nothing to do with anything, many curse words about canon being violated even though teasers have nothing to do with the finished film at all.

Posts compairison pictures to prove his point.

Gets depressed again and vows not to see the new film.

- W -
* Tongue Firmly Planted In Cheek *
 
Commiting act of thread necromancy. Stating belief that this is the best thread in the forum and should be respected. Voicing opinion that numbers with leading zeroes are wrong. Statement of fact regarding Captain Robau's badassitude, emphasized with a Chuck Norris style "Captain Robau's so badass that..." fact. Awaits moderator to close thread with the intent to discourage further thread necromancy.
 
In before the lock statement of ego agrandisement with simultaneous toadying in regards to thread necromancy. Pretentious statement regarding context of thread now that film has been viewed.
 
Hastily drawn conjectural synaptic firing diagram overlayed on OP's avatar, topped with sombrero decked out with Xmas lights, Shatner Pez, and Warf deflector, followed by hastily typed incoherent references to J.J. Binks, Bad Reboot, raping of childhood, the Beebs, and the blue glow of warp-field grills.
 
Useless threadbomb indicating belief thread is not long for the world.

Exclamation of mammaries.
 
Statement regarding recent joining of board. Question asking whether other posters have seen hilarious video mashup disparaging new film as dishonest to trek lore. Link to said video.
 
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