Well, after a wild ride I'm on Fedora KDE.
Later that night, after the glowing post on Endeavour (and I still insist it's a terrific distro), everything exploded. I did an update, and suddenly I couldn't boot into the system. After I managed to find a way to boot into the system, I found almost all of my customizations removed. After re-customizing, I found that my personal files had also been deleted. I restored everything, and when I restarted, boom, couldn't log into the system. I figured that was a sign that I was either out of my depth, or that I shouldn't bother.
So I thought "this is the perfect time to see how Pop OS is doing." Installed Pop OS, everything looked and worked great, for about half an hour, and then nothing wanted to work. Programs wouldn't load, I'd get constant crashes, and I know Pop is more stable than that.
So I said, "well, I tried Arch, and I tried Pop, and I love Debian based distros, so let's install Debian 12!" and so I did.
We will never speak of it again. All I'll say is 9 hours. 9 hours and things were still falling apart despite my best efforts to keep things running smoothly. It was definitely me, but I don't know what or where. So we'll move on.
So as a last ditch effort, I said "fuck it, let's install Fedora KDE," and so I did. Everything seemed to install just fine. I created a user account for my family so they could use the system, and found that Dolphin wanted to close every time you opened it. I tried recreating the user account, and it kept doing it. So I dug around a little bit, and found that it was possible that Dolphin was denying ownership access to the user for some really weird reason. I mean, this was a fresh install, that shouldn't have been happening, but it was. So I changed permissions for the Dolphin file manager, and restarted.
Everything has worked smoothly since, so here I am, and I'm exhausted.
My poor, poor SSD.
[ insert John Coffey "I'm Tired Boss" meme here ]
All of that said, things seem to be running fine, and so here's where I'll stay while I go over the wreckage of what happened. What a weird series of events in the Linux world for me these past few days.