Only way to eat eggs--fluffy and scrambled. Add a teaspoon of tobasco or of Heinz 57 sauce. The perfect breakfast. Scrambled eggs and toast. Makes a nice dinner, too, if you're not in the mood to cook much.
God help us.fried bologna
Sorry, but no. Just no.
Low quality meat, fried in god-knows-what, is definitively not what I would call "a great meal".
This, on the other hand, sliced really thin, inside a loaf of Italian bread, is definitively "a great nosh" ("meal" is reserved I'd reserve for something more substantial than a quick sandwich).
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Well, I usually add two slices of bologna (Hebrew National™ beef bologna is my favorite), cheese, and a strip or two of bacon and tomato (with pepper) on top of that fried egg, and the runny yolk from the egg gets into the slightly toasted bread slices. Now THAT'S a meal!Sorry, but no. Just no.
Low quality meat, fried in god-knows-what, is definitively not what I would call "a great meal".
This, on the other hand, sliced really thin, inside a loaf of Italian bread, is definitively "a great nosh" ("meal" is reserved I'd reserve for something more substantial than a quick sandwich).
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Mortadella is to be slices as thin as a sheet of paper, or cubed. Any other way is just blasphemy.Mm... Mortadella.
I have to yell at German supermarket employees to cut it really thin all the time. :/
They seem to pretend it's some weird sausage.
Well, I usually add two slices of bologna (Hebrew National™ beef bologna is my favorite), cheese, and a strip or two of bacon and tomato (with pepper) on top of that fried egg, and the runny yolk from the egg gets into the slightly toasted bread slices. Now THAT'S a meal!![]()
No matter how many times you say it, it's still wrong.fry the bologna
Mortadella is to be slices as thin as a sheet of paper, or cubed. Any other way is just blasphemy.Mm... Mortadella.
I have to yell at German supermarket employees to cut it really thin all the time. :/
They seem to pretend it's some weird sausage.
Well, I usually add two slices of bologna (Hebrew National™ beef bologna is my favorite), cheese, and a strip or two of bacon and tomato (with pepper) on top of that fried egg, and the runny yolk from the egg gets into the slightly toasted bread slices. Now THAT'S a meal!![]()
No matter how many times you say it, it's still wrong.fry the bologna
It's your taste buds. And your liver. Abuse them as you see fit.
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Mortadella is to be slices as thin as a sheet of paper, or cubed. Any other way is just blasphemy.Mm... Mortadella.
I have to yell at German supermarket employees to cut it really thin all the time. :/
They seem to pretend it's some weird sausage.
Sorry, but no. Just no.
Low quality meat, fried in god-knows-what, is definitively not what I would call "a great meal".
This, on the other hand, sliced really thin, inside a loaf of Italian bread, is definitively "a great nosh" ("meal" is reserved I'd reserve for something more substantial than a quick sandwich).
![]()
Mm... Mortadella.
I have to yell at German supermarket employees to cut it really thin all the time. :/
They seem to pretend it's some weird sausage.
Mortadella is to be slices as thin as a sheet of paper, or cubed. Any other way is just blasphemy.Mm... Mortadella.
I have to yell at German supermarket employees to cut it really thin all the time. :/
They seem to pretend it's some weird sausage.
No matter how many times you say it, it's still wrong.fry the bologna
Oh, no sir, it's very right.![]()
Another kind of scrambled eggs I sometimes make is what my aunt, who taught me to make it, calls "kattekots"--cat barf in Dutch (my family doesn't do subtle). It involves chopping and frying onions and tomatoes before adding the eggs. It doesn't look appetising, hence the name, but is very good. I like to add mushrooms as well.
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