Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Voth commando1, Oct 21, 2017.
"Computer, activate Emergency Command Hologram"
*cue uniform changing and pips appearing montage*
Torres: "... I have picked up your scent, Tom!!! I've tasted your blood ..."
"Durr... let's see if we can find some space anomaly that might RIP IT APART!"
Makes me smile every time.
(From "Infinite Regress")
Seven: Naomi Wildman. Subunit of Ensign Samantha Wildman. State your intentions.
Seven: .... and you hope to accomplish this by emulating me?
Naomi: Are you mad?
Seven: No. There are many on this ship who would benefit from your example.
Doctor (to Tuvok): With all these new personalities floating around it's a shame we can't find one for you.
(From the otherwise unwatchable "Virtuoso.")
Doctor: ...they'll only be able to see the top of my head!
B'Elanna: You're right. The glare could blind them.
(From "Someone to Watch Over Me")
B'Elanna: How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?
Seven of Nine: There is no one on deck 9, section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations.
("Barge of the Dead")
B'Elanna: If you take any part of this I'll rip out your tongue and wear it as a belt.
CHAKOTAY: Did you ever see anything about Seska that make you suspicious?
TUVOK: No. She quite expertly pulled the wool over my eyes as well.
CHAKOTAY: Well, that makes me feel a little better. Thanks.
TUVOK: That my failure, added to your own, should improve your feelings.
Two Tuvok statements after crewmates fail to convince him:
<Paris and Tuvok are having an argument on the bridge>
PARIS: Oh, I give up.
CHAKOTAY: After only two minutes? Tuvok, how do you do it?
TUVOK: I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him.
and (another situation)
KIM: I keep telling you, we've got to reinforce the hull with kellinite. That's all there is to it.
TUVOK: Proposing the same flawed strategy over and over again will not make it more effective, Ensign.
You've got a tendril up your nose.
"Hey! Watch it with those tubules!"
-Harry to Seven
'Nothing Human' After being made to sit through one of the Doctor's presentations...
TORRES: What happened to going to yellow alert after half an hour?
TUVOK: Commander Chakotay appears to have disobeyed a direct order.
JANEWAY: Definitely grounds for court martial.
The Voyager Conspiracy:
Chakotay goes to take a drink but pauses.
"You didn't poison the coffee did you?"
Janeway with a shrug.
"No more than I usually do."
Janeway having dinner with Chakotay.
Janeway " Speaking of risks, are you ready to try some home cooking?"
Chakotay " I'll alert sickbay."
Seems our captain is to be feared in the kitchen as well but for different reasons . Lol
On the bridge after Janeway orders the crew to leave her behind.
7 of 9 "I will not comply".
Doctor "What's a hologram to do?"
Btw great thread. Lots of laughs.
Janeway: They're an exemplary crew. Your son included.
Admiral Paris (choking up): Tell him...Tell him I miss him. And I'm proud of him.
Janeway: Nice touch.
(what I was also thinking first watch)
Ensign Kim: wait, this is my favorite part.
I think "A few well chosen commands to the computer and you will cease to exist." would actually have made a great threat coming from the mouth of a casual Author, Author's Janeway.
"Shining Voyager, far from home, far from the gleaming cities of Earth."
Janeway: 'If we restore the timeline, remind me to cancel Mr. Paris' holodeck privileges'.
And of course:
Torres: 'Get the cheese to sickbay'
Captain Janeway: "I used to sneak out of the house at night."
Paris: "You snuck out? Where were you going?'
Janeway: "Well, I'll just have to leave that to your imagination, Lieutenant."
Apologies, I cannot remember the episode that it is from.
The swarm. I just saw it
Great, now I see if I got the quote right. Thank you!
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