Favorite voyager lines

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Voth commando1, Oct 21, 2017.

  1. Tracy Trek

    Tracy Trek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Oct 1, 2015
    Terra, Sol 3
    Many of the lines from the 2 EMH in Message in a Bottle are real gems.
  2. The Lonely Man

    The Lonely Man Commander Red Shirt

    Oct 7, 2016
    The Chute.

    Kim standing over a near death Tom Paris

    " This man is my friend. Nobody touches him".

    Thomas Eugene, May 20 and Catarina like this.
  3. GeekUSACarl

    GeekUSACarl The Last Starfighter Fleet Captain

    Dec 2, 2016
    Phoenix Arizona
    Janeway Are you going to be lecturing me like this for the next seven years?
    Chakotay You'll always get the last word.
    Janeway: In that case, let's get back to work.
  4. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Sep 14, 2004
    Hmm... a hologram that programs himself. What would I do with that ability? Create a family? Raise an army?
    Amaris, May 20, Catarina and 2 others like this.
  5. Tracy Trek

    Tracy Trek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Oct 1, 2015
    Terra, Sol 3
    The EMH says to Seven in Drone. "Smile, like I know you can".
  6. mickmike

    mickmike Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Nov 3, 2009
    Melbourne, Australia
    Janeway: 'Wait a minute, let me get this straight, I'm going back in time to stop Braxton, but you already have him?'
    Ducane: 'And there's a third one in our brig. I arrested him earlier today. But don't worry, they'll all be reintegrated before the trial'
    Janeway: 'And Seven?'
    Ducane: 'Oh I assure you when this is over there will only be one Seven of Nine'
    Janeway: 'Alright, let's just get started before my headache gets any worse'

    Kate Mulgrew's delivery and comic timing here never cease to make me laugh.
    Betelnut, Prax, May 20 and 1 other person like this.
  7. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Apr 24, 2004
    Long Island, New York, USA
    Bride of Chaotica!

    One more thing. If you have trouble with Chaotica, or you can't get to the death ray, you can always uncork the pheromones."
    "I beg your pardon?"

    - Paris and Janeway

    "Ah, I see you've kept my pheromones. I didn't realize you were the scent-imental type."

    - Janeway as Queen Arachnia
  8. Catarina

    Catarina Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Sep 29, 2014
    Paris: There's no real matter involved.
    EMH slaps Paris across the face
    Tracy Trek likes this.
  9. CDP

    CDP Commodore Commodore

    Jul 22, 2000
    Great Britain (ex Geordieland)
    The Cloud:

    The Doctor: I'm curious, Captain. Exactly what're you looking for?

    Captain Kathryn Janeway: I need to know if we did serious harm to this life-form.

    The Doctor: Let's see - you ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it and blew a hole in it with a photon torpedo. I'd say it's a pretty good chance that you did...

    Captain Kathryn Janeway: Computer, mute audio.
    Thomas Eugene, Prax and May 20 like this.
  10. Gul Sengosts

    Gul Sengosts Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Nov 18, 2017
    Not exactly a "line", but Q double facepalming like a boss:

    Prax and Refuge like this.
  11. Refuge

    Refuge Vice Admiral Admiral

    Oct 16, 2016
    A better place
    TUVOK: You are not invulnerable, hologram. A few well chosen commands to the computer and you will cease to exist.

    TUVOK: You look shocked, Captain. You must be asking yourself, what if this doesn't work? What do we do then? I have an idea. I'll just stay in my quarters for the rest of the trip. I'll just relax and read, eat the ship's food, use the ship's energy, all in the comforts of my own room. Why, even Mister Suder and I could get together for a few hands of Cardassian pinochle once or twice a week. That is how we treat violent offenders on this ship, isn't it?
    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME and Prax like this.
  12. May 20

    May 20 Consumer of cookies and milk Premium Member

    Jun 2, 2001
    May 20's Pretty Nest. :)
    I recently rewatched "Threshold". It was as laughably bad as I remember, but I did enjoy it, mostly because there were some great lines.

    EMH: His life signs are normal. A few elevated serotonin readings in the hypothalamus. From what I can tell, he's just asleep.
    JANEWAY: Can you wake him?
    EMH: I don't see why not.
    (The EMH bends close to Paris' ear.)
    EMH: Wake up, Lieutenant!

    EMH: Hmm. It looks like he's having an allergic reaction. What did he ingest?
    TORRES: Just a cup of Neelix's coffee.
    EMH: It's a miracle he's still alive. This is strange.
    TORRES: What is?
    EMH: He's definitely having an allergic reaction. To the water in the coffee.
    TORRES: He's allergic to water?

    PARIS: Big funeral with lots of pretty girls all crying. Except Torres. Torres doesn't cry. Did you ever notice that? I don't trust people who don't cry. Of course, my father, he'd say crying is a sign of weakness. I never believed that. Do you cry?
    EMH: It's not in my programme.
    PARIS: Shame. You know, it's funny. What I remember most about being a kid are the times I spent in my room crying. I liked my room, though. It was quiet in there. People would leave me alone. I'd keep the door locked, read, play games. I lost my virginity in that room. Seventeen. Parents were away for the weekend.
    EMH: I'll note that in your medical file.

    CHAKOTAY: There are traces of human DNA. It's them. But I have to admit, I'm not sure which one is the Captain.
    TUVOK: The female, obviously.
    (Three baby salamanders emerge from a hole in the sand and slither off into the water.)
    CHAKOTAY: I don't know how I'm going to enter this into the log.
    TUVOK: I look forward to reading it.

    JANEWAY: I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you.
    PARIS: Captain, I'm sorry. I, I don't know what to say, except I don't remember very much about, er, you know
    JANEWAY: What makes you think it was your idea? Sometimes it's the female of the species that initiates mating. But apology accepted, nonetheless.

    :rofl: :guffaw::lol: :rommie: :lol: :guffaw: :rofl:
    Tracy Trek, Refuge and Prax like this.
  13. Farscape One

    Farscape One Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Mar 2, 2017
    "No one gets the best of me in my kitchen!"
    Neelix, "PROJECTIONS"
    Thomas Eugene likes this.
  14. Greg Cox

    Greg Cox Admiral Premium Member

    May 12, 2004
    Lancaster, PA
    "There's coffee in that nebula."

    A captain after my own heart.
    Thomas Eugene likes this.
  15. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Feb 11, 2016
    Paris (FRANCE)
    Ah finally someone who see how Threshold was maybe a nonsense but so many funny moments and lines (I particularly liked when and how Tuvok declares to Chakotay how he is impatient to read his report about the situation!) ;-D
    Catarina and May 20 like this.
  16. Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME

    Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Feb 11, 2016
    Paris (FRANCE)
    I'd add too the lines in

    - "The Omega Directive"

    "I wondered who was running my program. Master da Vinci doesn't like visitors after midnight."
    "He protested. I deactivated him."

    - Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine


    "Your new designation is Two of Ten."
    "Wait a minute. You're demoting me? Since when did the Borg pull rank?"
    "It's Starfleet Protocol I adapted. I find it most useful."
    "I'm glad you're not the Captain."

    - Seven of Nine and Harry Kim


    "It's unfortunate we can't study this phenomenon in more detail. We may not have the opportunity again."
    "Let's hope we never do."
    "A curious statement from a woman of science."
    "I'm also a woman who occasionally knows when to quit."

    - Tuvok and Janeway

    - Infinite regress

    (to Seven) "I have some wonderful medicinal teas, maybe I can prepare one for you!"
    "Talaxian homeopathy? I don't think we're quite that desperate yet."

    - Neelix and The Doctor, on Seven's situation


    "My! My, my, look at the size of that thing! The viewscreen! It's gotta the biggest I've ever seen. I'll give you twenty bars of latinum for it."
    (The Doctor to Janeway) "I think the inhibitor's gone offline. (To Seven) Would you come here, please?"
    "Be quiet! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a deal?!" (To Janeway) "Name your price... Captain...?"
    "Daimon Torot."
    "You're Ferengi?"
    "Of course I'm Ferengi! Is that some kind of insult about the size of my ears?!"

    - Seven of Nine (as the Ferengi Daimon Torot), The Doctor and Janeway

    "This is an impressive ship, Captain. Galaxy class?"

    - Seven of Nine (as the Ferengi Daimon Torot), and Janeway


    "With all of these new personalities floating around, it's a shame we can't find one for you."

    - The Doctor to Tuvok before he begins the mind meld with Seven of Nine (even if the Doctor's comment is mean and even, insulting, towards Tuvok -> itis not because Tuvok hides his emotions very well tht he has none. Same for his personnality)

    And of course, "Hope and Fears"

    [Janeway and Seven have been kidnapped by Arturis]

    Chakotay: [aboard Voyager] If I know the Captain, she's already got a plan.

    [on Arturis's ship, the Captain and Seven are held behind a force field]

    Capt. Kathryn Janeway: Any ideas?

    Seven of Nine: Not presently.

    Capt. Kathryn Janeway: We'd better think of something. We come face to face with your former family in less than an hour, and that's one reunion I'd like to miss.


    Capt. Kathryn Janeway: [referring to Arturis] Have you encountered his people before?

    Seven of Nine: Species 116.

    Arturis: Is *that* what you call us?

    Seven of Nine: Yes. The Borg has never been able to assimilate them - not yet.


    Capt. Kathryn Janeway: Admiral Hayes. Good man, fine officer, bit of a windbag.

    OR (and my favourite lines, I must admit)

    Capt. Kathryn Janeway: In case I never get a chance to say this - I realize that I've been hard on you at times. But it was never out of anger, or regret that I brought you on board. I'm your Captain. That means I can't always be your friend. Understand?

    Seven of Nine: No. However, if we are assimilated, our thoughts will become one, and I'm sure I will understand perfectly.


    Seven of Nine: 'Impossible' is a word that humans use far too much.

  17. Refuge

    Refuge Vice Admiral Admiral

    Oct 16, 2016
    A better place
    Was watching Tuvix the other night. Kind of the crux of the matter:

    JANEWAY: Aren't there two other lives to consider here? What about Tuvok and Neelix? Two voices that we can't hear right now. As Captain, I must be their voice, and I believe they would want to live.
    Amaris, May 20 and Thomas Eugene like this.
  18. ItIsGreen

    ItIsGreen Captain Captain

    Oct 29, 2015
    Coventry, UK
    "Computer, activate emergency medical hologram"
  19. Amaris

    Amaris Abiding Eos Premium Member

    Dec 25, 2002
    United States
    "Warp core breach sooner than you think!" - The Ship's Computer to the EMH during his daydreaming sequence, "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy."

    "I am really going to miss her." - Neelix to Tuvok regarding Ch'Rega's departure in "Prophecy."
    The context makes it hilarious.
    Refuge and May 20 like this.
  20. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

    May 10, 2005
    Mr. Laser Beam is in he visitor's bullpen
    All of the weird alien dialogue in "Nemesis".