Facts about Uhura
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Uhura likes green cock.
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Uhura is so hot I found her unattractive.
Uhura has such profound xenolinguistic legerdemain and audio duotronics and communications expertise that she could have reponded to the probe in ST4 all by herself, but she didn't because she didn't want the men to look inadequate and to give them something heroic-looking to do to boost their fragile male egos.
Uhura is bootylicious even to chronitons and tachyons.
She wants me.
And I thank Robau for it.
And I thank Robau for it.
Robau has done her at least ten times. The same night.
But Uhura is soooooo hot, she did that out of pity.
For herself. Because as badass as Robau is, his is only one cock, and the multiverse has so many hot women. He must be moving on, he's a rambling man...
I guess I'm going to be a killjoy then. I'm glad you all see her as hot. That's something. But some of these posts... It seems like some of you have reduced her to a porn object with an insatiable sex drive. Do we really have to reduce all of the heart we saw to a "cock" chaser? Because that wasn't in the film.
Uhura was so hot that...
Wait. She was passibly attractive. Hardly hot.
Nevermind.
Wait. She was passibly attractive. Hardly hot.
Nevermind.
ShimmeringFacet, That's not what this is about. The whole thing started with the 'Facts About Captain Robau' thread. The point is to pick a character and proceed to endlessly keep a thread going with the ways we can say hilariously over-the-top things. We've done it with Robau, Christopher Pike, hell even Cupcake 
, and now Uhura.
Nobody is seriously saying that Uhura is just a cocktease or anything like that. It's all a goof.
That being said:
Captain Robau is badass, but Uhura is goodass.
, and now Uhura.Nobody is seriously saying that Uhura is just a cocktease or anything like that. It's all a goof.
That being said:
Captain Robau is badass, but Uhura is goodass.
Plecostomus
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Uhura does not approve of this thread and will issue punitive blowjobs to the next 57 posters.
On the other hand the next 10 people who willingly worship her as Goddess Of All Creation will get a complimentary Thank You blow job from Her Highness.
On the other hand the next 10 people who willingly worship her as Goddess Of All Creation will get a complimentary Thank You blow job from Her Highness.
ShimmeringFacet, That's not what this is about. The whole thing started with the 'Facts About Captain Robau' thread. The point is to pick a character and proceed to endlessly keep a thread going with the ways we can say hilariously over-the-top things. We've done it with Robau, Christopher Pike, hell even Cupcake
Nobody is seriously saying that Uhura is just a cocktease or anything like that. It's all a goof.
That being said:
Captain Robau is badass, but Uhura is goodass.
Ok. I guess I'd missed those threads. Yikes, reading the last post from Mr. P I think I'm going to step out of this thread-don't have the stomach for it.
ShimmeringFacet, That's not what this is about. The whole thing started with the 'Facts About Captain Robau' thread. The point is to pick a character and proceed to endlessly keep a thread going with the ways we can say hilariously over-the-top things. We've done it with Robau, Christopher Pike, hell even Cupcake
Nobody is seriously saying that Uhura is just a cocktease or anything like that. It's all a goof.
That being said:
Captain Robau is badass, but Uhura is goodass.
And we are getting stupid inane posts and threads that are taking up the bandwith and space of the board, while the rest suffers!!!
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