Captain Robau can put out a fire with more fire.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Well, for one, Captain Robau doesn't drive a f***ing ice cream truck, he drives the USS Kelvin, a badass starship. Two, Robau has just one skull on display in his ready room, the skull of Chuck Norris.
...and some candles made of Chucks body fat. For everyone else it would be quite gross, but in Robaus case it is just damm sexy.
When Robau screams the Universe goes to total entropy.
Captain Robau can outrun The Flash.
With his legs tied together.
With his legs tied together.
Robau drinks coffee to calm himself.
Captain Robau is always one step ahead.
Make it TWICE as strong!!! That's the Robau Way...[/sean connery
Robau can find a way to make even SPEED 2 watchable.
By going back in time and preventing it from ever being made.
By going back in time and preventing it from ever being made.
Robau doesn't beam down to planets, he jumps down to the surface of them
^Likewise, Robau doesn't eat food; The food joyfully leaps into his mouth and masticates itself by rubbing on Robau's teeth.
Robau is the beginning and the end.
Robau can hear you over the sound of how awesome he is, it's just that he's not interested in what you're saying
Robau celebrates Valentine's Day with the person he loves most. Himself.
And if you were Robau, you'd do the same thing.
And if you were Robau, you'd do the same thing.
Robau never has been in the same room as Kyle Katarn or Chuck Norris, the damage to the universe in the awesomeness explosion that would happen would be too great
Robau once won the lottery and celebrated by winning the lottery.
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