Facts About Captain Robau

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is illegal in fifty-one states.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Robau can impregnate anyone within phaser range just by pointing his index finger at them and whistling in a low pitch.

 

[Satyrquaze]

If "Best of Both Worlds" starred Captain Robau instead of Captain Picard, they would have gotten as far as the bit where Picard/Robau is captured by the Borg, then when the crew launch their rescue attempt they would have found thousands of murdered Borg on an empty cubeship, and Captain Robau sitting calmly in the Central Plexus, flossing with the Borg Queen's spine.

This!

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

If "Best of Both Worlds" starred Captain Robau instead of Captain Picard, they would have gotten as far as the bit where Picard/Robau is captured by the Borg, then when the crew launch their rescue attempt they would have found thousands of murdered Borg on an empty cubeship, and Captain Robau sitting calmly in the Central Plexus, flossing with the Borg Queen's spine.

This!

I have a very unhealthy mental image now...

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau got Jessica Rabbit pregnant.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Robau got Jessica Rabbit pregnant.

And Roger Rabbit as well.

 

[Satyrquaze]

If "Best of Both Worlds" starred Captain Robau instead of Captain Picard, they would have gotten as far as the bit where Picard/Robau is captured by the Borg, then when the crew launch their rescue attempt they would have found thousands of murdered Borg on an empty cubeship, and Captain Robau sitting calmly in the Central Plexus, flossing with the Borg Queen's spine.

This!

I have a very unhealthy mental image now...

I believe the words you are looking for are: "Thank you."

EDIT:

"There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Robau lives on the USS Kelvin. "

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

^yes, well, sort of...
I will never be able to watch First Contact again without thinking Jean Luc, don't be such a wuss. What would Robau do?

 

[rgb1701]

Jesus was seen wearing the T-shirt:

"WWRD?"

(What Would Robau Do?)

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau has just told me not to dread the fact that I just realized I called Leslie Nielsen Liam Neeson in that thread about Leslie Nielsen quotes.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau loves you more than your real parents do.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Captain Robau doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the USS Kelvin down...

 

[Skellington]

Robau's your daddy.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Geordi La forge saw Robau's true form when he was born, since then he has been blind for life

 

[Skellington]

The kids are down with the Robau.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Captain Robau begat Enoch.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Robau is making Britain snow. Just to screw around with the transport system

 

[Skellington]

Captain Robau begat Enoch.

We know this because Enoch never dies, and may also be the voice of God (the Metatron).

Robau also begat Megatron.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Robau also begat Optimus Prime and the first Prime for that matter.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Robau can play the saw. Any way round