Captain Robau's tears can cure Darnay's disease. Unfortunately he never cries.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau once got involved in a war with nuclear weapons.
The nukes lost.
The nukes lost.
Captain Robau would make the greatest bouncer in the world.
Robau made pretty short work of those stupid billy goats.
If the 15 Klingon warbirds that captured the Narada were sent to confront the Robau and the Kelvin. The Klingons wanted to die in glorious battle against a superior opponent.
ah, that's nice.
Every klingon hopes to die fighting Robau. He is a legend in their circles
The Robau is pleased with the respect the Klingons pay him. This is why the Empire has been blessed with an aura of pure awesomenesss. 
Robau might have blessed the Klingons with but a tiny faction of his awesomeness but when he looked upon the Cardassians, he gave them some of his style.
It had the side effect of decimating Cardassia's climate, but it was worth it!
It had the side effect of decimating Cardassia's climate, but it was worth it!
"What's the frequency, Robau?" is your benzedrine, uh huh.
Captain Robau's nipple-twister made Chuck Norris cry.
It's The End of The World As We Know It, And Robau Feels Fine.
Katy Perry kissed Robau and she DAMN well liked it.
He is also the sh**.
Robau is Future Guy.
Robau knows universal health care is necessary because everyone will have to pitch in to help pay the hospital bills for those who dare face Robau.
There were plans to name a street after Robau, but those plans were rejected because no one crosses Robau and lives.
There were plans to name a street after Robau, but those plans were rejected because no one crosses Robau and lives.
Robau can stop the signal.
Robau. Not dead, just daring anyone for a second to think he even fucking might be.
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