Robau doesn't need more cowbell.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Everyone has got a fever. And the prescription is...more Robau.
^^ The fever for the flavor of Robau. Pringles be damned.
Robau's morning breath is already minty fresh.
In the 23rd century, space hippies talk about having been at Robaustock.
Fear not, my bretheren. For see, far more blasphemers had engaged in such heresy before...and the Robau had succesfully done away with them.
There are times when he allowes insolence to continue for his own amusement (case in point: barnaclelapse)--but who DARES to push his wrath...and gets away with it?
And 'Burning Man' now involves Robau personally taking a torch to his enemies.
Robau had sex with 10,000 green alien women in one day.
And they were ALL satisfied
Captain Robau sleeps with his eyes open.
^And he is completely aware of his surroundings, so he can leap up at a moment's need--and yet wakes up compeltely refreshed.
Captain Robau crushes coal to diamonds with his bare hands.
He once did the same with a handful of water.
He once did the same with a handful of water.
I hear his hands are insured for 1kigillion dollars.
Robau's shit don't stink.
And for those of us who's shits DO stink, there is a new air freshener called "O'de Robau". BUY IT MOTHERFUCKER!
He could make it a success on his own, but he wants to test us.
Robau is pleased he got so many sandwiches out of the leftover turkey.
Robau's shit actually has an earthy, peaty aroma.
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