Facts About Captain Robau

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Robau is very pleased that we almost achieved the 500-pages-mark here.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau has never been to South of The Boarder but doesn't consider this a loss given what he knows of the place.

And what he knows is true solid fact!

Robau is Majikthise *and* Vroomfondel.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau knew the ending of Lost before the show was even created.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau enjoys those Tom Selleck Jesse Stone movies and considers them a guilty pleasure.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Blasphemy! The Robau does not feel guilty about ANYTHING!

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau knows the chemical composition of WHUP-ASS.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau IS whup-ass.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau brought back Furturama

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau won the Death Race.

Without a car.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Forget da stupid bird--everybody knows that ROBAU is da word!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Papa Robau-ma-mau, Papa Robau-ma-mau,
Papa Robau-ma-mau, Papa Robau-ma-mau.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau gets his money for nothin' and his chicks for free, Yeah, that guy ain't dumb...

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau's favourite way to break blenders in to stick his dick in them.

It tickles a little.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau did not care for Avatar.

 

[rgb1701]

"Release the Robau" was deemed too intense for general audiences, so they settled for the tamer Krakken.

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau did not care for Avatar.

Robau doesn't care for 3D films, he has always seen films in 3D

He's also never heard of "black and white" films, nor has he heard of subtitled films, and is genuinely confused at "silent" films

To him, they are all the same, all in 3D, all in colour, and all in surround sound

 

[cooleddie74]

Papa Robau-ma-mau, Papa Robau-ma-mau,
Papa Robau-ma-mau, Papa Robau-ma-mau.

Haven't you heard?

Robau is ALL the words.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau owns the completed, retail packaged copy of Duke Nukem Forever. All of them.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau is 3D even in his 2D films- no glasses required.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau did not care for Avatar.

Yeah? What's that say about Avatar?