REM's song 'Everybody Hurts' was about the aftermath of Robau's bad mood.
Facts About Captain Robau
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REM's song 'Everybody Hurts' was about the aftermath of Robau's bad mood.
Robau's sharpening stones, walking on coals, to improve his business acumen.
Robaustan...greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
(see how many people get that)
Robau would HIGH-FIVE you for that reference, but he just left to turn Cthulu into calamari.
Robau insists that you please come and see Trek XII movie film. If it not success, you will be execute.
Robau routinely changes the fortunes of inner-city youth softball teams without ever actually being there.
Robau can recharge batteries simply by thinking about them.
Instead of toilet paper, Robau uses dead Romulans.
Captain Robau is apalled that no one has posted a fact about him in over 24 hours.
His vengeance shall not be pretty...
His vengeance shall not be pretty...
Robau doesn't need toilet paper. His body doesn't create waste. Whatever he eats, he uses all of it.
ROBAU WILL COME FOR YOU ALL!
Robau transcends time. 24 hours both exist and don't exist to him -- there's no "now" or "then" or "later" for him. He simply is.
That's right, he's already punished us. In ways that we can't comprehend.
HAVE MERCY on us, Great Robau! 
BTW...
WHO ADDED THE TAG THAT SAYS "Mr. T pities Robau"???
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FOO'!!!
WHO ADDED THE TAG THAT SAYS "Mr. T pities Robau"???IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FOO'!!!
BTW...
It's too late to warn the fool, Robau has no doubt already destroyed him.
Run, Mr. T! While there's still time!
Robau invented Super Mario Bros.
BTW...
It's too late to warn the fool, Robau has no doubt already destroyed him.
Ah pity da foo'....
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