Robau has the blood of a thousand annoying circus clowns on his hands.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Robau won't save you from the monster under your bed. Robau is the monster under your bed.
Robau killed Smokey the Smoke Monster.
Robau killed Smokey the Bear.
With fire.
With fire.
Captain Robau is also the bed.
Not to mention the bedroom.
Robau is god.
Robau is a cool rockin' daddy wherever he goes, not just in the U.S.A.
Joss Whedon has a shirt that says, "ROBAU IS MY MASTER NOW."
Robau figured out a way to get rid of Ensign Sue once and for all.
Captain Robau will make it fit.
^^
Robau will also make it so.
Robau will also make it so.
Robau's hat size?
What he DAMN well pleases.
What he DAMN well pleases.
If Robau ever wore a hat, it would be the best fucking hat of all-time.
^ But by that time it will be called Robau Nukem Forever.
Robau is entertained by this thread. Only he can make it better.
On the 8th day Robau created beer, and there was much rejoicing.
Robau knows (with no apologies to Bo Jackson).
It was finished ages ago. Captain Robau liked it so much, he wanted it all to himself, and destroyed 3D Realms to ensure no-one else would ever get a look in.
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