Facts About Captain Robau

[RookieBatman]

When Robau sees a double rainbow all the way across the sky, he knows what the heck it means.

 

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On a good day, luck feels Robau-y

 

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Pixar was going to do a Robau Trek spinoff but it was deemed impossible to generate enough pixels to adequately render Robau's dome.

 

[jaspertjie]

There are no facts about Robau, nor facts of any kind at all. He IS the fact.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau has sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map.

 

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Robau fathered the Dos Equis guy...

http://www.dosequisguy.com/

 

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Robau messes with Sasquatch, who thanks Robau for the honor.

 

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Warren Buffet gets all his stock tips from Robau- only Robau

 

[cooleddie74]

Berkshire-Hathaway was started as a firm to let Robau have something to do on slow days.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau wrote the Book.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau helps those who help themselves - because he's got better things to do!

 

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Robau is a reciprocal of himself.

 

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If you're standing stark naked at the South Pole and Robau stands in Death Valley wearing a parka at noon in August, Robau is *Still* cooler than *you*

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau can't believe he ate the whole thing.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau can believe it's not butter.

 

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Robau can't believe he ate the whole thing.

Correction-

Robau does believe he ate the whole thing.

 

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If Robau is bathing in a tub of liquid nitrogen and you're swimming in molten lava, Robau's still hotter than you.

 

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Robau is so video-game-history kewl that he demands a round of Activision Atari 2600 Kaboom with authentic paddles be played at the start of every shift on the bridge viewscreen.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau wrote the Book.

Then read it all in under 2.3 seconds.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau can kick Batman's ass anytime, anywhere.