Facts About Captain Robau

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Rock-paper-scissors is known as Ro-sham-BAU

 

[Boxyno1]

- Robau was the best thing before sliced bread

- Robau came first, before the chicken or the egg

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau is a fate worse than death

 

[Boxyno1]

- Robau can do that, but he doesn't want to

- Robau thinks he is in command here, and he is correct

- If Robau was on Alderaan, things would have been different

- ^And Robau can cross over to the Star Wars universe, don't ask how, no one knows, except Robau of course

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau exists in all universes at once, yet there is only one of him.

 

[Boxyno1]

Khan: "I've done far worse than kill you... I've Robau'd you... and I wish to go on... Robau-ing you... leave you where you left me, where you left her... Robau'd for all eternity... Robau'd alive......

Kirk: KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau could teach you, but he'd have to charge.

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau is the answer to all prayers, everywhere

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau could teach you, but he'd have to charge.

Robau won't tell you what the charge is, you'll have to guess.

 

[F. King Daniel]

And if you guess wrong, you die.

That's the first lesson.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau makes baldness sexy.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau doesn't get caught in the rain. More often than not the rain gets caught in him.

He also has no patience for Pina Colada's.

 

[Boxyno1]

Yes, Robau does have a pen, and no, you cannot borrow it, he will not tell you what the time is either or give you directions, he simply cannot grasp the concept of 'not knowing the time' or 'getting lost' or 'having no pen'.

 

[cooleddie74]

Baldness makes Robau sexy.

 

[Rush Limborg]

HERETIC!!! ROBAU IS ALWAYS SEXY!!!






Ah...forgive him, your Awesomeness. He...has his doubts....

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Pakleds were a race of Hawking-level geniuses, until they pissed of Captain Robau. He went around their planet pushing crayons up their noses and into their brains.

He got through seven billion crayons.

 

[Skellington]

Baldness makes Robau sexy.

Robau makes baldness sexy.

... and bad@ss.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the most interest man in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the most interest man in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the most interest man in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!