When Robau actually is trying entire continents move, giving us plate tectonic theory.
Facts About Captain Robau
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If not outright SUPERNOVAS.
If not outright SUPERNOVAS.
Robau once pitched for the Texas Rangers and won the World Series.
Not the team, of course. Just him. Playing all positions simultaneously.
Robau is invisible to Ceiling Cat.
You may have made your own breakfast...but Robau eated it.
Robau is the reason the Dramatic Chipmunk looked so damn startled.
Captain Robau can read "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" in one sitting not only without vomiting, but while keeping a stoic face on the entire time. No amount of mortal vulgarity and depravity can phase Robau, for he transcends such mortal barriers.
Robau once put half a pack of Mentos and a little diet soda inside an asteroid and shot the damn thing clear across the Alpha Quadrant.
Captain Robau knows the most badass "Captain Robau Fact" in existence, but he can't post it on this thread because if he did the intensity of its awesomeness would cause the internet to cease to exist.
Captain Robau's fingernails do not need trimming. They shed from his cuticles out of fear of being bitten.
Captain Robau turns straight men gay and makes lesbians straight. None can resist the Robau charm.
Robau was conceived at midnight on an old Indian burial ground.
Robau built the Great Pyramids. With nothing more than kid's blocks.
Robau inspired Bach to write all of his musik by belching, but Bach was never able to achieve this supreme sound.
If Robau was a cartoon character he would be invulnerable to The Dip.
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