Facts About Captain Robau
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If Uwe Boll would just cast Captain Robau to star in his films they would immediately rise to number one at the box office and be the most badass films in existence.
Lady Gaga once tried to dress like Robau. But even SHE couldn't find enough shiny, awesome fabric for THAT majestic a costume.
As a teenager Robau slept well and feared no interference from Freddy Krueger.
Robau, on the other hand, could quite handily do a remake of one of her songs. 'Badass Romance'.
Robau doesn't mind the downpour that we have here. He doesn't get wet because the rain fears his badassnes.
The bell is saved by Robau.
Robau IS the entire Sims franchise.
That's because Krueger knows Robau could rip his spine out just by looking at him.
Predators adorn themselves with the skulls of their kills out of a superstitious belief that it will ward off Robau. The fact that Robau has an entire warehouse filled with Predator skulls proves just how mistaken they are.
Freddy doesn't sleep because he's afraid Robau will get him. But Robau can also get him while he's awake, so either way Freddy's screwed.
Robau has no problem kicking ass on the NES classic "Fester's Quest."
Captain Robau's favorite color is "Robau", a color so intensely badass that only Captain Robau can see it.
Robau is the reason light travels in both waves and in particles. He made it too badass to be limited to just one means of photonic transmission.
Robau, being a master craftsman, effortlessly created the delicately interwoven quantum strings that bind all things together.
Robau once built a sturdy bookshelf out of PAGES.
There is a special code that, if entered correctly, allows you to choose Captain Robau as your character in KOTOR. You won't be able to equip any weapons though, because the only weapons Robau needs are his right and left fists.
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