Robau is the reason Mounds bars are better than Almond Joys. But if I told you why, he'd kill me. And you...for finding out.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's worst farts smell like wintergreen Mentos.
Robau's biggest fart happened about 13.7 billion years ago.
And when the universe collapses in on itself and ends in the distant future?
It'll be a Robau soda burp.
Robau can fast-forward live TV.
The Grand Canyon? Robau lost a dime and bend down to pick it up.
^Robau is the EMBODIMENT of the phrase "Larger Than Life"!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...does he have something against almonds?
(BTW, I lile Mounds more, too. And that's why. Almonds are okay, but still....)
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...does he have something against almonds?
(BTW, I lile Mounds more, too. And that's why. Almonds are okay, but still....)
^
Robau will spare you for liking Mounds more.
But just THIS once.
Robau will spare you for liking Mounds more.
But just THIS once.
Robau = ∞
Well...he did it before--according to the fellow who claims that Robau killed me ten years ago. 
He brought me back--because he sees the supreme awesomeness potential within me--just as he see that potential with ALL who contribute regularly to this thread!
(Need I say it again?)
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
He brought me back--because he sees the supreme awesomeness potential within me--just as he see that potential with ALL who contribute regularly to this thread!
(Need I say it again?)
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Well, we all work very hard to achieve a level os badass-nes that Robau will notist.
Ave.
Ave.
Well...he did it before--according to the fellow who claims that Robau killed me ten years ago.
He brought me back--because he sees the supreme awesomeness potential within me--just as he see that potential with ALL who contribute regularly to this thread!
(Need I say it again?)
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Epic lolness
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
But you always feel like a Robau.
But you always feel like a Robau.
Well...he did it before--according to the fellow who claims that Robau killed me ten years ago.
He brought me back--because he sees the supreme awesomeness potential within me--just as he see that potential with ALL who contribute regularly to this thread!
(Need I say it again?)
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
So say we all!
BTW, I prefer Almond Joy, but Robau forgives me, as one of the enlightened souls who contributes regularly to this thread.
Robau ate your chocolate *and* your peanut butter.
Every damn bit of it. And drank up all the Hennesy on your shelf.
^ Which just causes his baldness to shine like the sun.
Robau once petitioned the IOC to create a new medal - the Badass Medal to go above Gold but the IOC realized that no one but Robau would be worthy of the Badass Medal and simply gives Gold. Which is actually Robau snot pressed flat. Yes Robau sneezes Gold
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