Robau is his own football team, all by himself. They asked him not to join competitions though, it's too depressing for the rest of the world.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is the reason Gul Dukat went insane on DS9. Dukat realized he'd never, EVER be as badass or stern as Robau.
Too anti-climactic. Even Robau likes a game where the end is in doubt. When he plays, it never is.
Robau ate your cereal. From space!
Sending Robau on a mission is overkill.
He also ate your mama's cereal - and your mama ate something of his.
Good thing overkill is just what is needed sometimes.
*looks at avatar* I know *sigh*. Even my darling psycho Dukat looks like a wuss when he stands near the Robau.
*looks at avatar* I know *sigh*. Even my darling psycho Dukat looks like a wuss when he stands near the Robau.
I know. Those of us who drink at the fount of badass wisdom of Robau, of which Dukat is an accolyte, can only hope to be a distant shadow of his awesomeness.
But we strive every day.
Robau is both gay and straight. He's that awesome.
There is no truth in the rumour that before God said "Let there be light!", Robau said "You're captain now!".
Amen brother. At least we know that only a distant shadow can be achieved. But even that is worth it! Hail the Robau!
*looks at avatar* I know *sigh*. Even my darling psycho Dukat looks like a wuss when he stands near the Robau.
I know. Those of us who drink at the fount of badass wisdom of Robau, of which Dukat is an accolyte, can only hope to be a distant shadow of his awesomeness.
But we strive every day.
Indeed. We reflect the awesome light that is Robau, and shine the light of badassery upon the world.
Then kick it in the jewels.
Then kick it in the jewels.
Forsooth...just as Chuck Norris before us...so shall we ALL reflect the supreme awesomeness of Robau in all our lives!
Let us all stand together, and proclaim to the world, that NO MERE MORTAL shall stand before our might, and the might of our great leader and inspiration:
The great and powerful CAPTAIN ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Let us all stand together, and proclaim to the world, that NO MERE MORTAL shall stand before our might, and the might of our great leader and inspiration:
The great and powerful CAPTAIN ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Robau grinds annoying celebrities into ranch dressing.
Robau could get me allowed back into the Blue Warp Nacelles? thread. 
Robau can watch a whole episode of Jerry Springer without flinching.
Robau would have won at The Gong Show.
By reading the phone book.
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