The only reason Robau let Nero stab him with the trident/can opener thingy is because Nero was such an improvement over the Picard clone from the last film.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Or your very soul.
For it has been foretold that Robau can produce a delicious steak dinner by pulling your very soul from what's left of your body after he has thoroughly and passionately annihilated the shit out of you.
Robau likes only the best toppings on his hamburgers. Steak sauce. Mustard. Ketchup. And the unpurified blood of his enemies.
There is only one time. Robau's time. And bitch, you better be on time, dig?
Robau taught Carl Spock everything he knows about being cool.
Robau is never late, and he is never early. He always arrives at precisely the moment he intended to.
Robau scares the hangover out of Nick Nolte each and every morning.
There are none higher than Robau. That's why those who recognize the truth of his Awesomeness will never get a drug habit.
Though beer and wine afficianados, with their impeccable hobbies, always welcome.
Though beer and wine afficianados, with their impeccable hobbies, always welcome.
If Robau has a dream about you eating a salad, you will get pregnant.
Robau has programmed his TiVo to record shows that don't actually exist.
Aye. That they exist in his mind is all that thing needs.
There was talk of having Robau as a playable character in Star Trek Online, but sadly he was too badass to put in the game without every server on the planet crashing from the awesomeness.
Robau has no fewer than ten different theme songs written for him by Paul Shanklin.
^The first Robau theme song was based on "Bad to the Bone".
(Alright, fellow imbeciles, what were the other nine--one-by-one?)
(Alright, fellow imbeciles, what were the other nine--one-by-one?)
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"When I Think About Robau(I Touch Myself)"
"When I Think About Robau(I Touch Myself)"
Indeed, Robau's TiVo recorded every season of Firefly. It was never cancelled.
A twofer from Queen, "We Are The Champions" and "Another One Bites The Dust".
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