In the name of the Father, and the son, and the holy Robau, Amen
Robau is God's second son.
Robau is God's second son.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robaucop's three directives:
1) Serve the Badass trust.
2) Protect the innocent.
3) Uphold the Robau.
1) Serve the Badass trust.
2) Protect the innocent.
3) Uphold the Robau.
And played them over like 10 times...
They finished themselfs actually, after seeing Robau.
Robau is the proud member of the Robau.
Smallville's anticlimactic and laughable fights where Clark punches the villain once and leaves him or her completely unguarded, yet the villain stops being bad and never exposes Clark's secret, is actually based on how Robau can defeat his enemies with a single punch. The only difference is that Robau turns the bad guy into pink mist with one punch.
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Fleet Captain
very good Robau kicks ass on his Robau starship
USS Robau, ROB-NCC-99999R
Robau does mind the Buzzcocks.
Star Trek Online requires a fancier graphics card because Robau wishes for more realistic graphics and Cryptic did not wish to anger him so they complied.
Robau invented coffee. Not that he needed it.
Robau was the one to introduce iron to the Romans, he traded it for gold to them. If they did not stick to their word, well... He would go for a visit.
Robau never has to worry about shrinkage and looks damn good in a puffy shirt.
Robau never got addicted to Kenny Rogers Chicken. Kenny got addicted to HIS.
Captain Robau stopped a warp core breach....by EATING it...
And then crapping out a living, breathing unicorn, which he then immediately butchered with his bare hands, preparing for all a delicious unicorn cheeseburger feast.
Also, he crapped out living dragons that he would use to prepare the cheeseburgers. (icanhascheezburger.com yay)
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