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Facts About Captain Robau

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His Supreme Awesomeness is most pleased that this thread has more posts than that OTHER one, labeled for some strange, unfathomable reason, "QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!".

However...he is most DISPLEASED that there are less VIEWS on this thread than the "SHOUTING" one.

Get to work, fellow imbeciles. His Awesomeness commands that you increase the number, so that it will SURPASS the "SHOUTING" thread.
 
Robau knows this thread plays to a more sophisticated, discerning audience. Though deep down inside, EVERYONE knows the truth of Robau, only a certain number have the insight to withstand the full sight of his awesomeness.

Robau understands...but WILL hand out the ass kickings if the situation isn't remedy nevertheless.
 
Robau would've kicked the onside kick AND recovered it himself AND taken it for a touchdown against the New York Jets.
 
The only way the Jets could be Robau's favorite team is if someone went back in time and made his mother drink and do drugs while she was pregnant with him, and then upon his birth he was dropped on his head.
 
Robau looks up from the captain's chair on the bridge of the Kelvin, realizes that some ensign left the local sports talk subspace channel on and piped on the overhead. He's a casual fan, but gets his fill quickly. Reaches over to turn it off and makes a note to chastise said ensign for displeasing his captain later.
 
Robau has come here to kick ass AND chew bubblegum for he would never, ever forget to bring bubblegum to an asskicking endeavor.
 
Robau likes his steaks rare. And by rare, I mean raw...and from the flesh of endangered animals.
 
But always with some Ranch and some Wostershire for dipping. Good Ceasar salad and baked potato with all the fixings.

And a tall glass of whatever spirit he's in the mood for.

Likes his wines red, his beers dark and distilled antimatter for his stronger spirits.
 
Robau played Star Trek Online for five minutes and everything that happened in that time period instantly became canon.
 
Captain Robau, after discovering he wasn’t in any of them, had the entire nuTrek novel line cancelled. When he’s cranky he can be a total douchebag.
 
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