But when he gets up on that stage and sings "Mama Mia", he rocks it harder than anyone, and you will LIKE IT.
Facts About Captain Robau
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But when he gets up on that stage and sings "Mama Mia", he rocks it harder than anyone, and you will LIKE IT.
His Supreme Awesomeness is most pleased that this thread has more posts than that OTHER one, labeled for some strange, unfathomable reason, "QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!".
However...he is most DISPLEASED that there are less VIEWS on this thread than the "SHOUTING" one.
Get to work, fellow imbeciles. His Awesomeness commands that you increase the number, so that it will SURPASS the "SHOUTING" thread.
However...he is most DISPLEASED that there are less VIEWS on this thread than the "SHOUTING" one.
Get to work, fellow imbeciles. His Awesomeness commands that you increase the number, so that it will SURPASS the "SHOUTING" thread.
Robau knows this thread plays to a more sophisticated, discerning audience. Though deep down inside, EVERYONE knows the truth of Robau, only a certain number have the insight to withstand the full sight of his awesomeness.
Robau understands...but WILL hand out the ass kickings if the situation isn't remedy nevertheless.
Robau understands...but WILL hand out the ass kickings if the situation isn't remedy nevertheless.
Oddly enough, he loves the song "Dancing Queen." This is why he allows ABBA records to still be sold.
Robau has done more cocaine than Robin Williams.
Robau doesn't need a Death Star or Red Matter to destroy a planet all he has to do is glare at it.
Robau once smiled at a planet. That planet became Risa.
^ Naw, the Jets are Robau's favorite team. If they don't win the Super Bowl, Robau will be most displeased.
...Then why did he bless the Saints and the Colts? They're the ones with the best records this year....
Robau is amused to watch other teams fight it out over who gets to have their asses handed to them by the Jets. 
Robau looks up from the captain's chair on the bridge of the Kelvin, realizes that some ensign left the local sports talk subspace channel on and piped on the overhead. He's a casual fan, but gets his fill quickly. Reaches over to turn it off and makes a note to chastise said ensign for displeasing his captain later.
Robau has come here to kick ass AND chew bubblegum for he would never, ever forget to bring bubblegum to an asskicking endeavor.
Robau is amused to watch other teams fight it out over who gets to have their asses handed to them by the Jets.
robau is not interested in the inferior sport you americans call football... he follows the EPL... rafa benitez be warned...
Robau likes his steaks rare. And by rare, I mean raw...and from the flesh of endangered animals.
But always with some Ranch and some Wostershire for dipping. Good Ceasar salad and baked potato with all the fixings.
And a tall glass of whatever spirit he's in the mood for.
Likes his wines red, his beers dark and distilled antimatter for his stronger spirits.
And a tall glass of whatever spirit he's in the mood for.
Likes his wines red, his beers dark and distilled antimatter for his stronger spirits.
Robau played Star Trek Online for five minutes and everything that happened in that time period instantly became canon.
Captain Robau, after discovering he wasn’t in any of them, had the entire nuTrek novel line cancelled. When he’s cranky he can be a total douchebag.
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