When playing poker Captain Robau never needs to bluff because no matter what hand he is dealt Robau always wins.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Gears of Halo Theft Auto 7 will be rated RO (Robau Only) because only Robau will be able to handle its depravity.
Robau makes a mighty tasty meatloaf.
Robau's meatloaf contains 25% ground beef, 25% seasoning and sauces and 50% his own blood.
Yo captain Kirk fans
I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish
But Robau is the best Captain of all time...ALL TIME
I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish
But Robau is the best Captain of all time...ALL TIME
Yo captain Kirk fans
I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish
But Robau is the best Captain of all time...ALL TIME
Now I ain't sayin' Robau's a Top Winna...but he ain't fightin' with no BROKE n***a!
Thanks luv. Spit my tea because of that one. But Robau looked at my computer and it regenerated.
Robau can turn an ABACUS into a laptop with wireless Internet.
Yup. And even if he's dealt a losing hand (blasphemous DEALER!), everyone else folds in the end because his poker face is so intense it bores down into one's SOUL....
CAPTAIN ROBAU IS YOUR GOD BITCH, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP HIM NOW DAMNIT!
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
By the way...
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas--but only because Robau pajamas are embroidered with Kryptonite.
Jack Bauer wears Robau pajamas, BTW.
By the way...
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas--but only because Robau pajamas are embroidered with Kryptonite.
Jack Bauer wears Robau pajamas, BTW.
Captain Robau is gonna re-route his boot up your ass if you don't worship him.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Yes...and therefore, he commands that we prove our submission to His Supreme Awesomeness by beginning each of the next fifty posts with the Latin script of "Hail Robau", as I have:
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Any more is simply freewill offerings of loyalty...but he may decree otherwise, so just to be safe...
Yes...and therefore, he commands that we prove our submission to His Supreme Awesomeness by beginning each of the next fifty posts with the Latin script of "Hail Robau", as I have:
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Any more is simply freewill offerings of loyalty...but he may decree otherwise, so just to be safe...
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
It takes a village to feed Robau.
It takes a village to feed Robau.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
He blinded her with science.
He blinded her with science.
Robau invented chocolate.
WORSHIP HIM! WORSHIP HIM!
WORSHIP HIM! WORSHIP HIM!
Robau is the reason Santa's sleigh can visit hundreds of millions of children in one night. The secret?
Robau pushes it to incomprehensible speeds with his glare.
Robau pushes it to incomprehensible speeds with his glare.
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