Does he get drunk anyway? Does something as tributary as alcohol affect him?
Facts About Captain Robau
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A SUPERNOVA wouldn't faze him.
Robau absorbs phaser blasts. They increase his badass output.
Robau brushes his teeth with a phaser, not because his teeth get dirty, but because it feels sooooo damn good.
The reason George Kirk is on the cover of the Star Trek IX comic is becuase if Robau were on the cover all the other comics on the self and the ones around it would burst into flames.
Santa's sleigh is pulled not by Reindeer but by Captain Robau!
With his teeth.
Actually Robau doesn't pull the sleigh, he pushes it. He does this by standing behind the sleigh and letting his sheer badassery push the sleigh along. The sleigh doesn't dare go off course for fear of Robau smiting it with his utter awesomeness.
Studies have shown that children who have read "Captain Robau's Badass Children's Bedtime Stories" during their formative years grow up to be far more badass in every way compared to their peers.
Robau can make even the most disobedient and unruly children go to bed on time and sleep peacefully. Just don't ask how.
Simple. He just gives those children the Robau Stare.
The Robau Stare is so potent it can make the blind wince.
The Robau Stare can make the blind see. Then they go blind again after looking into Robau's eyes because their eyes cannot withstand the awesomeness.
Then the blind kill themselves because they cannot live in a world where they cannot see Mighty Robau.
As with this thread on TrekBBS, the "Captain Robau-BADASS" group on facebook is constantly expanding due to the Robau Effect and will eventually claim lordship over all other groups and facebook itself. All hail mighty Robau!
HAIL! Robau Robau Robau! We need to replace Ho Ho Ho... with Robau Robau Robau. Would make Santa so much more badass. But he needs to be bald. And clean shaven. And look like ROBAU!
Robau is what Ernest Borgnine thinks about when he masturbates.
He's too busy kicking ass at the moment to dwell on it much. My guess? Probably kicking more ass.
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