Midichlorians measure their power in Robaus.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau doesn't speak, he thinks really loudly. When he speaks... mountains crumble
River can kill you with her brain, but Robau can make you *wish* you were dead just by looking at you.
Robau can resist David Bowie's advances.
Robau walks like an egyptian.
Robau expects the Spanish Inquisition! And he can kick the shit out of it as well!!
Robau was the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th Dr. Whos. All at once.
Robau declares muffin stumps the breakfast of badasses.
The Grim Reaper fears that Robau will onw day come for him.
Robau scares Master Chief
Someone once told Captain Robau that the Kelvin actually isn't the fastest, most powerful, most advanced ship in the fleet. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Don't be diss'n Robau's girl!
The Titanic didn't strike an iceberg, it was just Robau doing his morning laps
Robau's absence once created a plot hole so MASSIVE that it turned into a black hole which consumed the entire Star Trek universe and forced Robau to start from scratch.
Robau can dig it.
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