Facts About Captain Robau

[Cyke101]

Nothing wrong with leading by example. Just proves he takes his being a role model for the universe serious.

But then again he´s a careful eater. Last time he had gas the dinosaurs went extinct.

I think that's the fifth time that the dinosaurs have gone extinct in this thread...

Only fair, considering Raptor Jesus´ sacrifice.

Hmm, point taken.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Dinosaurs were created when Robau simply touched a lizard.

 

[cooleddie74]

And the concept of massive male erections when Robau touched HIS lizard.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nothing wrong with leading by example. Just proves he takes his being a role model for the universe serious.

But then again he´s a careful eater. Last time he had gas the dinosaurs went extinct.

I think that's the fifth time that the dinosaurs have gone extinct in this thread...

Only fair, considering Raptor Jesus´ sacrifice.

To Robau

 

[cooleddie74]

Raptor Jesus and Robau used to go out on tour for Badassapalooza but the concert was nixed when none of the other acts on the list could come close to matching their leads.

 

[ITL]

Robau is still singing the praises of Stinky Dick - long after we feckless feckers have forgotted their mighty rock:

And...Robau invented the Ho-Dance - performed here by Archibald McTittykitten, a Tenth Degree Robau Disciple and occasional visiting professor of prophylactics at the University Of Bootay, California:

Match that.

 

[Nick Ryder]

MY EYES! MY EYES! MY ROBAU BEHOLDING EYES... IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSSSSS!

 

[ITL]

MY EYES! MY EYES! MY ROBAU BEHOLDING EYES... IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSSSSS!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau was the original road manager for Stinky Dick.

 

[6079SmithW]

Instead of writing graffiti in the bathroom stalls, Robau leaves semi-sentient floaters that tell you his opinions. Hence the term, "Captain's log."

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't shit. He expels waste with intimidating shouts!

 

[Cyke101]

Robau refuses to watch horror flicks, because the killer's technique is all wrong.

 

[Aragorn]

"White Chicks 2" is actually a ploy by Robau to find out which humans are too stupid to breed and then he'll take care of it.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau always meets nice girls in coffee shops.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau always starts nice coffee shops inside girls.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could kick ever Star Trek villian's ass all at the same time.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau could kick ALL OUR asses at the exact same time...good...or bad.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau could kick ALL OUR asses at the exact same time...good...or bad.

Robau's belt buckle is the first deflector dish ever created.

However, his smile is the first tractor beam ever created.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau is a humble man, but he understands our need to worship him as God, even though he doesn't like that name.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's blood type is BADASS-Positive.