Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

Pretzels don't make Robau thirsty.

Robau does not worry about shrinkage.

Jon Voight owns Robau's car.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

General Chang was an attempt by the Klingon Empire to create their own Robau, sadly while Chang is more badass then the standard Klingon he was a failed experiment seeing as how Kirk was able kill him and all. The project also met a tragic and bloody end when Robau found out about it and blew up Praxis where the project was based because he was pissed off that they violated his copyright.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Pretzels don't make Robau thirsty.

Robau does not worry about shrinkage.

Jon Voight owns Robau's car.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Broccoli]

Robau criticized a Uwe Boll movie. Uwe Boll challenged Robau to a boxing match. At that moment, Uwe Boll ceased to exist.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the un-cola.

 

[Jeri]

Franz Kafka criticized Robau, and Kafka metamorphosed into a roach.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Franz Kafka criticized Robau, and Kafka metamorphosed into a roach.

Which Robau then squashed.

 

[6079SmithW]

All Treadstone agents are trained by Robau.

 

[Broccoli]

All your base belong to Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

The Loch Ness Monster is real. However, one day when Robau was out fishing, he accidentally caught it and when he pulled it up out of the water, it died.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau IS Bigfoot!

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau knows about Areas 51, 52 and 65.

 

[6079SmithW]

When speaking to Captain Robau, it is strongly advised not to look directly into his eyes as this will result in you turning to stone.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau kills cockroaches the old fashioned way. By nuking their nests with 25-megaton fusion bombs.

 

[sbk1234]

Capt. Robau has been seen feeding the homeless.....to himself for lunch.

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Robau invented the face palm when someone asked him if he was related to Faran Tahir.

 

[M'Sharak]

Franz Kafka criticized Robau, and Kafka metamorphosed into a roach.

Which Robau then squashed.

With an apple.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau is NEVER tardy for the party.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau had an inoperable tumor, would McDreamy be able to save him? Find out Oct. 29 on ABC.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

How the heck do you remove a tumor from Robau if your scalpel breaks on contact with his skin?

Robau's best bet is to leave the tumor alone. It's not like it's any threat to him.