Robau actually does have nerves made out of steel.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And a heart of gold, which is promptly worth more than the world's GDP.
And platinum in his poo. Robau can literally crap money
Robau didn't actually die in Trek XI, that was just his shed skin formed into a decoy Robau so he could leave the Kelvin in capable hands while he went on vacation to Risa, which is why the Narada was able the beat the Kelvin and how Nero could have killed "Robau"
Mmm, I still subscribe to two theories:
1. Robau's chest swallowed Nero's staff and it was such a carbohydrate burn that he wanted to take a quick nap before heading out to Risa
...or...
2. Robau willed himself to "die" so that he could manipulate space/time to allow nuKirk and Spock Prime the "coincidence" of meeting up, thus beginning a huge and ridiculously prepared trap just to stick it to Nero.
A posturing and arrogant Q once appeared to Captain Robau to claim that it was more powerful than he was. The Q taunted Robau but Robau did nothing, as he was secure in the knowledge of his own badassery and did not feel the need to show off to lesser lifeforms.
His continued silence only aggravated the Q further, until the Q decided to prove that it was more powerful. Using all of it's power, the Q rose through the planes of existance until it reached the very pinnacle of all existance. At this metaphysical place, one could destroy and remake the entire universe as they saw fit. It appeared as a great platform with five mighty pillars growing out from it.
First, the Q inscribed one of it's trademark symbols into the floor of the platform to prove it had been there. It was about to head back to show Robau until it realised that from here the Q could just destroy the multiverse and kill off Robau for good. It did so.
Galaxies died and universe collapsed until it was just the Q sitting in an empty void. The void was empty...except for Captain Robau.
Astonished, the Q asked how he could have survived. Robau did not say anything. The only thing he did was raise his left hand so it's palm faced the Q.
To it's horror, the Q saw that the symbol that it had left at the pinnacle was inscribed on Robau's palm and that the pinnacle of the universe had been Captain Robau all along.
Captain Robau then wiped it from existance and created a new canon where no Q existed. Fear the power of Robau.
His continued silence only aggravated the Q further, until the Q decided to prove that it was more powerful. Using all of it's power, the Q rose through the planes of existance until it reached the very pinnacle of all existance. At this metaphysical place, one could destroy and remake the entire universe as they saw fit. It appeared as a great platform with five mighty pillars growing out from it.
First, the Q inscribed one of it's trademark symbols into the floor of the platform to prove it had been there. It was about to head back to show Robau until it realised that from here the Q could just destroy the multiverse and kill off Robau for good. It did so.
Galaxies died and universe collapsed until it was just the Q sitting in an empty void. The void was empty...except for Captain Robau.
Astonished, the Q asked how he could have survived. Robau did not say anything. The only thing he did was raise his left hand so it's palm faced the Q.
To it's horror, the Q saw that the symbol that it had left at the pinnacle was inscribed on Robau's palm and that the pinnacle of the universe had been Captain Robau all along.
Captain Robau then wiped it from existance and created a new canon where no Q existed. Fear the power of Robau.
Robau used Sauron's Ring for his Prince Albert.
Robau can control where the movies begin or end.
Doesn't need to. When Robau donates blood, he donates OTHER PEOPLE'S blood.
Melkor stole the silmarils and put them in a crown upon his head in order to emulate the majesty of the lens flares reflecting off of Robau's scalp. End result: epic fail by Melkor.
If Robau ever turned to the dark side, the dark side would turn in terror and run home to mommy.
Emperor Palpatine originally wanted Robau to be his apprentice. But had to settle for that whiny, annoying Anakin dork.
Scientists have recently proved that it is impossible for Robau to get served. His dance moves are just too awesome and impossible to top.
All Section 31 agents report directly to Captain Robau.
Robau once plugged a black hole with his finger.
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