^No....Robau is the source for all naturally occurring steroids.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Beat me to it. If his scalp can cure Rigellian plague, then you know it ain't normal blood coursing through his veins.
Robau donated a pint of blood in the name of science. Humans tried to reverse engineer the blood, but could only tap into a fraction of its power -- this is how steroids were invented. More successful experiments lead to the splitting of the atom.
Further experiments lead to Khan Noonien Singh.
Yup, Robau basically is a steroid; A badass steroid. The last athlete to even try shooting up, exploded in the locker room, taking out half the stadium in the process and all but assuring the other team a victory by forfeiture.
So remember, winners don't use Robau.
So remember, winners don't use Robau.
Thus the Chernobyl Chariots football team was no more...
Robau's scalp polishes the Kelvin's warp core to a high sheen.
Captain Robau plays Unreal Tournament without a computer.
The lens flares from Robau's scalp cause the sun to blink. That is the true cause of a solar eclipse.
And the two wooden sticks? Redwood trees.
Robau could clear-cut California's redwood stands in one day using just his right hand to chop down the trees.
He doesn't need a pitiful laser to destroy a planet. His rage is enough.
The borg stole their catchphrase from Robau. After he got word of this, they humanized the borg, and made them less of a threat in accordance with Robau's requests, once agreeing not to sue.
Robau lives in the house where nobody lives and dares you to note the contradiction.
They did live...until Robau arrived. I wonder what they did to anger him?
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