Robau invented religion when he stumbled upon a group of primitive humans who instantly worshiped him due to his incredible awesomeness.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau died, he didn't have to go *through* the Pearly Gates. He had new ones built for him.
Robau personally put the horse in the big-shot movie producers bed from a distance of six thousand miles.
Robau greenlighted THE DARK KNIGHT. Then let Heath Ledger play the Joker just to be nice.
Robau IS The Schwarz.
Robau's Schwartz is bigger than yours! And don't you forget it!
Robau doesn't mind people seeing him play with his dolls again. Because HIS dolls are life-size and breathing.
Mirror universe Robau has a full head of luxurious hair, a woman on each arm, and he can devastate you with his good looks.
^Prime universe Robau Has that, and can do that.
Which is a pity, since our Robau has a badass bald dome, every woman alive, and can devestate people without even bothering to look at their ugly hair covered faces.
Captain Robau is a source of unspeakable power and has to be researched.
When looking upon the greatness known as Robau one must view him through special glasses or else one will become blinded by his brilliance.
That's the sun's reflection on his badass bald head...
And so Robau makes the future so bright that we ALL need to wear sunglasses!
No, that's just the......... Wait for it......... LENS FLARES!!
Robau's fangs were 12 inches.
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