Facts About Captain Robau

[Nick Ryder]

Robau doesn't need a condom, he's his own birth control. And when he wants to get a lass preggers... he just snaps his fingers and she's already 3 months along.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau gets women knocked up by GLARING at them. Through a steel wall.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau is the master of his domain.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need to boil Top Ramen. He just takes a bite out of it and it turns into flavored cooked noodles in his mouth.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesnt need a USB port for his laptop. He wills his files into other formats.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau's awesomeness propels the Kelvin at ludicrous speed!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's scalp is where Olympic mountain skiiers train.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau is the one true constant in the universe!!

 

[Broccoli]

Robau eats a pineapple like an onion. And he eats an onion like an apple.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau eats a pineapple like an onion. And he eats an onion like an apple.

while beating the Kobayashi Maru...

 

[Broccoli]

Robau eats a pineapple like an onion. And he eats an onion like an apple.

while beating the Kobayashi Maru...

Without cheating. Blindfolded.

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Robau has all of the Bat Boy issues of the Weekly World News in his collection.

 

[Broccoli]

^ Including the ones that have yet to be released.

 

[Islander]

Robau faked his death on the Narada so he could take a vacation with JFK and Elvis...

 

[Darth_Pinche]

Robau IS the King

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesnt need to clean his ears out. They self-clean.

 

[Islander]

Robau can do push-up with his ears.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can do push ups with his EYELASHES.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau doesn't need to move when he does pushups. The earth moves up and down for him.

 

[6079SmithW]

Male Vulcan teenagers use Robau-scented air fresheners in their cars to induce early pon'farr in their dates.