Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the master of his domain.

Robau is the master of everyone's domain.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau is the master of his domain.

Robau is the master of everyone's domain.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Captain Robau's daughter once dated a Romulan boy and... yadda-yadda-yadda... Romulus is gone.

 

[Aragorn]

If Robau were a sports agent, he'd bitch slap the hell out of Michael Crabtree and teach him that 10 doesn't come before 3.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

If Robau were a sports agent, he'd bitch slap the hell out of Michael Crabtree and teach him that 10 doesn't come before 3.

If Robau were a sports agent, contract negotiations would be a full-contact sport.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Dig this, there was a prophecy just before Robau's head died. His last words were: "Death is but a door. Time is a but a window. I'll be back."

 

[6079SmithW]

Captain Decker thought that he could get out of his poker debt to Captain Robau by merging with V'Ger and living in a higher plane of existence. Decker was wrong.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau IS a higher plane of existence. V'Ger was trying to imitate him. And failed.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Dig this, there was a prophecy just before Robau's head died. His last words were: "Death is but a door. Time is a but a window. I'll be back."

His life-force powered the black hole that annihalated the Narada.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau IS a higher plane of existence. V'Ger was trying to imitate him. And failed.

V'Ger didn't just fail, V'Ger Epic failed. Thus is the fate of all who try to imitate Robau without his permission.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau mourns for Adonais.

 

[urbandk]

When the giant hand reached out for the Kelvin, Apollo was just trying to shake Robau's hand.

 

[Rush Limborg]

And when they shook hands, Robau's firm grip broke all the bones in Apollo's hand....

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau shut down WCW after David Arquette won the world title. He wasn't amused.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can instantly travel to other worlds without a starship or a stargate, just by willing himself there.

 

[Aragorn]

In the presidential elections, one person voted for Robau as a write-in candidate, and the government had to cover up any knowledge of this vote because one Robau vote is equal to 500 billion votes.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau Lives For The One

Robau Dies For The One

Robau Is The One

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau once had a redshirt named Ricky. Sadly Ricky got too close to Robau while on an away mission and was instantly vaporized.

 

[6079SmithW]

When Baltar said, "God is a force of nature...", he was really talking about Robau.

 

[Cyke101]

Moving the goalpost, also known as raising the bar, is an informal logically fallacious argument in which evidence presented in response to a specific claim is dismissed and some other (often greater) evidence is demanded. In other words, after an attempt has been made to score a goal, the goalposts are moved to exclude the attempt. This attempts to leave the impression that an argument had a fair hearing while actually reaching a preordained conclusion.

Robau doesn't move the goalposts, he moves the entire stadium. Not only is Robau not breaking the rules, he becomes logically infallible in the process.

Then he lights a cigar made of hemp and unicorn mane.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau can instantly travel to other worlds without a starship or a stargate, just by willing himself there.

Captain Robau created the Stargate so that the Ancients could keep up with him.