The Fortress of Solitude was made when Robau crushed a couple of hunks of coal between his buttcheeks
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau could rip Superman's head off if he wanted to, it's a good thing for Superman that Robau never wanted to.
/\ Robau wanted to, he just has badass self control.
Robau founded Netflix.
Actually, he did, and then he made Superman into a Pez dispenser.
But then he undid all that just by willing it so, becuase he is that badass.
Four score and seven years ago, Robau brought forth a new form of badassness to this continent...through a time portal.
Robau was actually the guy Robert Johnson sold his soul to for guitar lessons.
Robau taught Adama of BSG how to grimace.
Robau doesn't tell Donny to shut the f*ck up. He MAKES Donny shut the f*ck up.
Robau likes Chunky Monkey.
Robau was the first guy to endorse Hungry Man XXL.
He's the reason it sold so well--because he told the CEO to make it a pound and a half o' food, not just a pound, so as to satisfy the ravenous appetite of his awesomness....
He's the reason it sold so well--because he told the CEO to make it a pound and a half o' food, not just a pound, so as to satisfy the ravenous appetite of his awesomness....
Robau is the Hungry Man XXL.
He also knows who killed Adrian Monk's wife.
He also knows who killed Adrian Monk's wife.
Robau is the man who put two scoops of raisins in each box of Raisin Bran. Because three?
TOO badass even for him.
TOO badass even for him.
Robau doesn't need to have anyone come over to eat an Encore Family Size Entree.
Robau IS the Hungry Man. And to hell with you if you say his green peas stay cold after heating.
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