It was Robau who wrote the original list of Chuck Norris Facts--so that All May Know The Might of his star pupil!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau prefers skin on his chicken. All REAL men do.
Robau goes to 11.
And beyond.
And beyond.
HERETIC!!!Okay...okay...I'm cool.
Not as cool as Robau, but...
When Worf told Wesley, "Only FOOLS have no fear", it was BEFORE he met Robau.
The encounter changed his life--and so, Worf dropped the stereotype of getting knocked flat just to show how tough the villian-of-the-week is....
Worf once challenged Robau to a bat'leth fight. In a time portal. THAT is the real reason why most Klingons didn't have ridges for over a century.
Robau walks on sunshine. And it feels good.
Robau Is Real. And He's F A N T A S T I C.
Robau loves Big Salads. And he pays for them himself.
Robau kicked out of The Atomic Legdrop...Twice...
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Robau never double-dips a chip.
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Temporal Mission ACCOMPLISHED.
Temporal Mission ACCOMPLISHED.
Robau can play every single song in Bruce Springsteen's discography and not display even a droplet of sweat.
Everybody goes to the Narada for Centaurian slugs. They make the best in the alpha quadrant.
Robau is so badass, the Narada delivers.
Sure, you could have resisted. Captain Robau knows you just didn't try very hard, and wants you to do better, next time.
Actually, public speaking was afraid of him.
By merely looking at him.
Chuck Norris wears Captain Robau underwear, Captain Robau wears NO UNDERWEAR because you can't contain him!
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