Robau was the reason why Mystery Science Theater got picked up for three more seasons.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau does not approve of you giving that idiot attention for his antics.
You will now be destroyed by painful anal violation. Assume the position and wait, Robau will be here shortly.
You will now be destroyed by painful anal violation. Assume the position and wait, Robau will be here shortly.
Robau approves of all forms of tithes and worship. I know because Joe Wilson and Serena Worthington made sure that I heard it!
The USS Kelvin's registry number is NCC-0514, NOT NCC 514 because Captain Robau does not believe in significant figures. HE decides what is significant.
Robau founded Funkytown.
Robau's plans for this evening?
Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
And get down tonight.
Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
And get down tonight.
Robau's favorite garnish on a dinner plate? EXTRA STEAK.
Robau wants this thread to beat the Blue Warp Nacelles thread in reply count soon, or else people will get hurt!
Within 5 minutes of the Kelvin's maiden voyage, Robau saw to it that there were no more "maidens" left aboard the ship, including the ship itself.
Within 5 minutes of the Kelvin's maiden voyage, Robau saw to it that there were no more "maidens" left aboard the ship, including the ship itself.
The Kelvin popped the cherries of many a starship. All because of Robau.
Baldness is a myth. Everyone's just sporting a Robau.
Or sometimes a Picard.
Or sometimes a Picard.
The Spirit of Robau came to Picard in a dream - and in this dream he rested his mighty nutsack upon Picard's head, and said "AWESOMENESS TRANSFER! GO!"
And LO! from that day forth the Picard did go all baldy and got right good at fighting and that.
Robau takes your virginity by looking at you. Through a blindfold.
The Hulk is green because he's jealous of Robau.
The Super Soldier Serum is really just a fake name for Robau-Sauce - but even Captain America's SSS can't stand up to the real thing. Robau would pull the wings off Cap, tug on Superman's cape and pull the mask off ol' Green Lantern. And they'd say "Thank you for messing with us Robau."
Robau was Clark Kent's body-building trainer.
He was an old buddy of Jor-El, who included in the Fortress of Solitude info on where to find The Mighty Captain.
He was an old buddy of Jor-El, who included in the Fortress of Solitude info on where to find The Mighty Captain.
The Fortress of Solitude is what Robau named his personal washroom. And yes, those are real crystals.
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