...And what do YOU mean, "little"?
Facts About Captain Robau
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The Badass Captain Robau was testing his followers. Your response to his comment was the correct one. You have passed. Rest assured that you will be spared Robau's wrath.
Robau wanted deleted scenes in TREK because overexposure to his own antics could prove fatal to mankind's limited nervous system.
And if you burn unauthorized copies? Robau will burn an unauthorized copy of YOU.
With fire.
With fire.
And he'll roast marshmellows over your open flame.
And make Epic Fail S'mores out of your worthless hide.
Robau put out a select line of special Scalp Wax for a while. But people kept dying after exposure to its badass ingredients so it was pulled from the market.
No, no... That's Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, dear. In this case, he'll roast your chest and your nuts...
Robau wrote THE CHRISTMAS SONG, but let Mel Torme take credit in return for letting Robau be called "The Bald Fog."
Robau is Hal. That is why those suckers never stood a chance.
"Dave... I can feel my badassery slipping."
*Dave keeps removing circuits*
"Nahh! Just kidding!!" *vapourizes Bowman*
*Dave keeps removing circuits*
"Nahh! Just kidding!!" *vapourizes Bowman*
Sylvester Stallone was originally making a movie called "The Expendable," starring Captain Robau. But when Robau dropped out, the title was changed to "The Expendables" because they had to hire Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis just to fill the void of badassery that Robau left behind.
Still, it was then a miserable flop.
Robau gave The Dude pointers on abiding.
Robau was asked to play Darth Vader in a Star Wars remake. The new story now has only 1 chapter were Darth Vador easily crush the puny rebellion, then overthrow the emperor and have Jabba the Hut suck his dick. The project was dropped as Jabba's mouth isn't wide enough...
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