Robau will grant us all immortality and perpetual badassness if we can get this to 10,000 replies.
Facts About Captain Robau
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every man under Robau's command owes him 100 Romulan scalps, and he wants his scalps.
Robau walked off Pei Mei's Five Point Palm Explosive Heart Technique. Just to see if he could.
Oh praise be Robau! Let's keep postin' bitches!
We've gotten to 201 pages and over 4000 posts!
If we get to 5,000... we get some badassness and Robau doesn't grant us immortality, he just doesn't kick our asses for a little while.
For the Robau is merciful and just... and he wants his posts!
Captain Robau steams a good ham.
Robau has Aurora Borealis in his kitchen.
Robau IS awesome sauce.
Robau counts among his star pupils of The Official Robau Bad-
-ness Seminar:
Chuck Norris;
Mr. T;
Jack Bauer;
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson;
Vin Deisel;
Arnold Swartzenegger;
etc.
They reached the Millionth-mark....
-ness Seminar:Chuck Norris;
Mr. T;
Jack Bauer;
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson;
Vin Deisel;
Arnold Swartzenegger;
etc.
They reached the Millionth-mark....
Captain Robau made Anton Chigurh think to himself, "I don't have to do this."
Yes, yes he does.
Robau is strong to the finish, 'cause he eats his spinach.
^Robau taught Popeye how to open up a can of whoop-ass.
Robau doesn't eat Spinach he eats pure unadulterated Whoopass Brand Ass Kick.
Robau doesn't eat spinach because he needs it, he eats spinach so that he can be a good role model to little boys and girls who want to grow up to be mighty Robaus themselves.
...not that it'll happen, as there can only be one Robau. But he's nice enough to maintain the illusion.
Speaking of which, Robau doesn't cut trees for firewood, he punches them into the air, and they land in neatly organized stacks of 2 x 4s along with a handy sign that says "Lumber For Sale."
Captain Robau NEVER forgets the gravy.
Robau's gravy is the blood of badass with a hint of spicy balls to the wall brand red matter
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