And it was pronounced "Uber Day," too, further cementing Robau's greatness. That dipshit was promptly fed to the Rancor.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And it was pronounced "Uber Day," too, further cementing Robau's greatness. That dipshit was promptly fed to the Rancor.
Yes, he's sometimes lazy like that. He could defeat you in just 1 move but, hey, it's exhausting to be Robau!
But only if Robau wants to be exhausted.
Robau went to work today.
And pulled a double.
And pulled a double.
Yuppers--he taught Paul Bunyan everything that big boy knew about logging....
Robau wins each and every time at Tic-Tac-Toe. Don't ask how. Just accept it.
Babe the Big Blue Ox was Robau's housepet until he got a starship.
Babe the Blue Ox was Robau's pet as an infant. He taught Babe everything he needed to know about being big, badass and domineering.
Robau is the reason Minnesota isn't the land of a BILLION LAKES.
Robau gets VERY thirsty.
Robau gets VERY thirsty.
Continental drift is a result of Robau's breaking the great continent of Pangea into pieces. He thought it was boring.
Robau is the cause of the great Permian Extinction. He traveled back in time to make the biggest, most badass trilobite stew EVER.
The Robau Effect:
When Robau sneezes in the distant past, and humanity ends up 10,000 times more badass than it was originally supposed to.
When Robau sneezes in the distant past, and humanity ends up 10,000 times more badass than it was originally supposed to.
The Badass Captain Robau: Lately, do I seem a little badass to you?
George Kirk: What do you mean, 'lately'?
George Kirk: What do you mean, 'lately'?
The Big Bang?
Yup, Captain Robau.
Yup, Captain Robau.
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