Facts About Captain Robau

[Yeoman Randi]

^And once he is done crushing them they become diamonds.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau got Jason Mewes clean.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Getting whipped around by a speeding roller coaster, two flags.

Getting whipped around by Captain Robau, SIX FLAGS!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau got Jason Mewes clean.

And Jennifer Schwallbach pregnant.

 

[Aragorn]

The original title was "Robau and Miri Make a Porno," but it wasn't deemed realistic because if Robau did porn, the world would cease to reproduce because women would see Robau in action and deem their mates not worthy enough.

 

[cooleddie74]

Originally, the lineup outside the Quick Stop was Jay, Silent Bob and Badass Robau. But Robau kept smoking all the best stuff and getting all the tail so he got booted.

 

[Aragorn]

Krypton was destroyed when Robau sneezed.

 

[Islander]

Robau is the true Keyser Söze.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Krypton was destroyed when Robau sneezed.

And Romulus was destroyed when Robau lit a fart.

 

[Nick Ryder]

And black holes are created when Robau... y'know

 

[Cyke101]

Jesus walks on water. Robau swims through land.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can use a knife and fork to eat liquids.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau got Jason Mewes clean.

And Jennifer Schwallbach pregnant.

AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau can cause nuclear meltdowns with a glance.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

.....and melt the polar ice caps at the same time.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau caused global warming because it was too chilly outside one morning when he went to pick up the newspaper.

 

[Plecostomus]

We are just a few posts away from the Robau Singularity.

 

[JB2005]

Getting closer all the time...

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau just noticed this thread has reached 200 pages. Robau is pleased. Do not let him down from here on out.

Back to your groveling and worshipping.

 

[JB2005]

Robau also appreciates 4000 posts in his thread